Well, after a couple revisions, Kobb and I have this great script. The trouble is, the all-powerful admin, Girdf, doesn't find the script humorous.
So I feel the public should decide:
Is it good n' funny?
Brainwashing Broadcasts and All That Doom
Zim and Gir are sitting on the couch. Gir looks down to the side of the couch blankly and turns on the TV. The scary monkey show immediately is shown. Zim and Gir stare at TV for about 5 seconds.
About every 3 seconds, screen changes, showing Zim looking increasingly annoyed and tired, and gir looking relaxed and a bit bored, still watching the scary monkey show. Finally after about 5 screen changes:
Zim (Drooling) Gir….Can we stop watching the Scary Monkey.
Gir completely ignores Zim.
Zim: Give me that! *Snatches remote from Gir*
Zim presses button once.
The TV shows Bloaty standing in the middle of a room with a bunch of kids as normal.
Bloaty: Hey kids! Wanna have some piggy fun?
Kids (looking a bit scared) Yeah!
Bloaty: Then come on over to Bloaty’s Pizza Hog! Come on! Quit just standin’ there, GO TO BLOATIES PIZZA HOG NOW!!!!!!
Bloaty (while kids sing faintly in background) Bloaty’s Pizza Hog! A fun way to be a kid……uh……*falls asleep*
Zim turns of TV and Gir cries a little bit.
Zim: Arg! That horrible filth pig has made my spine grow a hunger for pizza! Hand me the phone, Gir..
Gir throws the phone at Zim’s face.
Zim picks up the phone and dials a number. Screen cuts diagonally in half, with zim on the upper-left traingle.
Pizza Guy: Welcome to Bloaty’s Pizza Hog, home of the bloaties pizza…May I take your ooorder?
Zim: Yes, yes you may Pizza Slave. 1 large pizza sandwich. DELIVER NOW!
Pizza Guy: Uhh, I’ll see if can. Whatever. *Hangs UP*
Zim *stomach growls* Ugh, I need food now! GIR!
Gir flies into the wall and gets his head stuck right above the TV.
Zim: *holding stomach* See if there is any human filth in the kitchen.
Gir walks to the kitchen and flys out immediately.
Gir: Guess who made wa…
Zim:….You did. No Gir, I don’t want waffles. I don’t want to eat waffles ever again.
Gir cries.
Zim (while walking towards kitchen) Let me see, there has to be some food in here.
Zim starts digging around the kitchen shelves, pulling out stuff like pigs and GS2’s, but no food is found.
Zim: No food! I’m going to have to go to the Earth market to buy some food.
Cuts to Zim at a store with a CLOSED, OK? Sign on it.
Zim: Closed!?! *opens up radio thing* Gir!
Gir: (Duty Mode) Yes my master!
Zim: Bring me back home *coughes* I’ll just wait for the pizza.
Gir: No thanks! *hangs up*
Zim: Arg, I’ll just walk home.
Zim passes by a bunch of TV ads about food (such as oil burgers, pig burritos, moose jerky, ect) for about 7 seconds. It then cuts to him by his house. He walks in all droopy and falls on the couch. He then sees something on TV showing a pig doing karate.
Zim: EXELLENT! To pass the time of being hungry, I shall WATCH TV! GIR! Bring me Nick and Minimoose! I want to see how my experiments on Nick are going, and, well, Minimoose is just there, um, ya know.
Gir: Okee Dokee!
Gir drags in Nick while Minimoose floats in and squeaks.
Nick (Smiling scary-like) I’m so happy! I’m so HAPPY to watch TV with Zim! He’s my…eeee…BEST FRIEND!!! Hehehehehe!
Zim: SILENCE! Now, everyone. Prepare your spine for this brainwashing…(confused voice) Telivison……
Gir: Yay!!! (immediately cuts to the TV with the TV turning on.)
Mysteries Mysteries Host: Pumkin Goblins, the sought-for creatures of the 12th century (shows a picture of a pumpkin with weird legs looking really scared, then scrolls to the top-left and shows a knight with a net, then zooms out to show both)
While that's being shown:
Host: Knights would hunt these creature for their magical pumkin juices, while craftsmen would use the hide for a special pig-flavored helm.
Screen Cuts to bill live with 2 scientists poking a pumkin golbin with an electric thingy.
Bill: Scientists and Paranormal Investigators alike are on the case to solving the juciy mystery of the Pumkin Goblins.
Cuts to Zim and Gir oddly looking a bit curious. Then offscreen:
Scientist: NO!!! YOU GAVE IT TOO MUCH!!! *PUMKIN ROARS*
Shows TV again. The punkin goblin's looks a lot tougher and bigger, and eats one of the scientists.
Zim hears another scream from the pumpkin.
Zim: Ah! This scream! *antennae twitch oddly* How is it so loud.
A crash is heard and the screen pans to a back view of Zim's house. Offscreen:
Zim: PUMPKIN GOBLIN!
Zim runs around his house tripping over the couch a few times and then grabs a light and shines it at the pumkin goblin. The pumkin punches the light and 2 seconds later the light catches fire in Zim's hand as he throws it outside.
Zim: GIR! DEFEND YOUR MASTER!
Gir: *Duty Mode* Yes my lord! *Normal* PUMPKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gir runs straight towards the pumkin and tackles him. Gir is laying face-down of the pumpkin. Slirping noises are heard as the pumpkin slowly shrinks.
Pumkin Goblin melts away into orange goo, as Gir stands there comletely orange.
Stupid inferior Pumkin Goblin beast of dreaded gargantuen proportions!!!!! Now, to watch more.... Telivision!
Gir: YAY!
On the TV is a picture of the cyborg from Megadoomer.
Cyborg: Then all these robots started flyin’ around, and then, I took out a laser, and I blew up the whole place.
Man in a Cheap Costume: Oh no! The Zombie Robots are baaaaaack!
Cuts to everyone looking at the TV scared as a bunch of robotic voices and sounds and the screams of the Cyborg and MIACC.
Zim: Ok, lets watch something that isn’t so….weird.
TV changes to kids holding hands circling a fat, blobby mongoose-looking thingy.
Narrator: Introducing the mongoose maniac 2000! Oh my gosh!!!!! Look at it go!
Babyish music plays.
Mongoose oddly rolls towards a little boy standing there looking at him happily. The mongoose then flings up and grabs the kid's entire head with his mouth, and falls stupidly on the ground.
The kid, still being eaten, gives a thumbs up as he is slowly completely devowered by the mongoose.
Mongoose Maniac 2000! Get it now! COMEON, NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Zim looks shocked and quickly changes the channel to the Superweapon TV Giveaway.
Zim: Mmmmhumm! I could use some of those superweapons.......Hmm, a super-laser-cannon.......I've been wanting one of those!
Gir: Boring!
Gir grabs the remote in duty mode and switches the channel to the Scary Monkey Movie (which is simply the scary monkey flying around in space with a techno beat music and hitting planets and smiley aliens and suns.)
Gir: Do da scary monkey dance! Aww yeah! (Gir starts break dancing for about 4 seconds and Zim grabs him by the ear)
Zim: Gir, no one wants to watch the movie.
Gir: Aww…..
Zim attempts to grab the remote from Gir, but he throws it at Nick, and it gets stuck in between his happy probe battery . His eyes start playing random TV scenes and car crashes, moos, and whip sounds are heard in the background.
Nick: Yeah, now I got TV in my head! Eghehe, SO HAPPY! *squeek noise*
Zim: Gir, now I’m going to have to fish out that remote in Nick’s head to get the TV working.
Gir just laughes pointlessly.
Zim begins pulling on the remote, but gets his hand stuck in the Happy Probe battery.
Zim (eyes are looking crazy and swirly) I’m soooooo happy! So happy, SO HAPPIE!!
Zim shakes his head and reverts to normal.
Zim: Arg, that was stupid (squishing sound) YES! I got it! I got the remote. He manages to push a button, but it stays in Nick’s happy probe thing.
The TV then shows a group of people in black and says (Men in Black) at the top. It also says Mysterious Mysteries at the bottom-right.
Zim: Eh?
TV: The Men in Black, supposed cover-up for alien information, or alien assasins? A man reportedly had seen a Man in Black dragging an alien towards an alien autopsy convention.
Here’s the footage:
Zim: No…
TV shows a man with a black blanket around his bloaty costume, and a green toilet being dragged by the man. He then opens a closet that says Alien Autopsy Convention Tonight, and throws the toilet in.
Cuts to the door.
Pizza Guy: Is this Zim’s house, you ordered a pizza.
TV ( a more realistic man in black) You may be the next victim.
Camara Circles the living room as Zim sits on the couch rocking back and forth, Nick and Gir laughing, Minomoose flying around in circles around the living room, and the Pizza Guy babbling on (with creepy music in the background)
I think I might not be a writer anymore. Possibly not even a voice actor. I don't think it's fair that my script can't simpyl be tinkered with, and if you don't like it, Girdf can do it himself. Sorry my humour isn't good, I'm just trying to help.
Nevermind, you can just make your own script. I don't want to fool with it anymore. I loved the first script, the edits with IZSBHR was still pretty good. It's not really fun to have to do that all over again. Since you didn't think its funny, I can't make it funny. I don't have the kind of humour you do, so you go make your own script.
I'm sorry, I don't want to mess with my script. You can, but I will NOT. and I don't really want it to be tampered with by anyone else. I like it, IZSBHR likes it, my friend likes it..... It is a bit fishy that 6 people voted and 4 voted no..........and only 3 people here posted.
We wouldnt have to edit it much...maybe izsbhr can change it a little... i dont even think i can change the votes unless i edit izsbhr's post with the poll...and i didnt do that because it doesnt say edited by girdf there...some people dont post
