zomg I created this character called invader zik. here is the story:
zik and zim were freinds in invader school. zik failed in a task to please the tallest in a mission. and to top it off... zik spiltthe tallestsdonuts. purple and red were really annoyed. so they made up the fact that what he did was serious (failing his task), just to have an excuse for banishing zik to planet blorch (home of the slaughtering rat people). when skoodge found him rotting, half devoured, he nursed him back to health. this was a foolish mistake. zik is now mostly cyborg. his entire body (apart from his face) is either robot or being kept alive, in a machine somehow. his brain is in a case, attached to his head, just to maintain it. zik has no pak. he has a claw for a hand. and he is the most powerful and strong irken in history. and he's gathering power... so he can DESTROY the tallest.
holy poop I will use zik. he is ME!!!! CHARLES!!!
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GIR: wait if you destroy dib in the past that means he wont ever be your enemy. then you wont have to send a giantrobot back to destroy him - and then he - WILL be your enemy so you will have to send a robot BACK - (head explodes)
we all get eaten by the hog beast on hobo 13 and zik punches his way out of the stomach:
"zik canot be eaten! EVVVAAAR!!!!!!! his mission to destroy the tallest would fail!"
zik helps everyone out of the stomach!!! of doom....
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GIR: wait if you destroy dib in the past that means he wont ever be your enemy. then you wont have to send a giantrobot back to destroy him - and then he - WILL be your enemy so you will have to send a robot BACK - (head explodes)