Wish granted, but your computer blows up when you try to do either.

I wish I didn't have to do a test on Monday.

Wish granted but random strangers start using you.

I wish that I had straight hair.

Wish granted but you have no legs because you lost them doing your first try at sport.

I wish that bad stuff would stop happening to me.

wish granted but you are one of those people who snap their necks and barly survive that can't move or think.

I wish I was better at spelling

Wish granted, but you are too good. The media and fans won't stop breathing down your neck and you can't get any privacy or alone time to yourself.

I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.

Wish granted but there werent enough good things for the news so the news was cancelled and everyone knows it was your fault and track you down and kill you.

I wish that I didn't have a cold

Wish granted, but then you don't know which one to put.

I wish I didn't have a mental problem with music. DX

Wish granted, but you spell too well, enter the national spelling team, lose and kill yourself because you were so bent on winning it.

I wish I could fill my desire completly to do bloody RPs.

Wish granted but you cannot express all your ideas and you end up combusting from the overload.

I wish I wasn't known at school as, 'The Emo/Goth/Loner Person.'

(Aw, Kalliah, you're known as the Emo/Goth/Loner Person??? That's so sad! I'm just 'it'.)

Wish granted Melie but you get angry and send tornados and other natural disasters all over the world and wind up as the only person left on Earth.

I wish girls in my class didn't want to play with my hair.

(Yesh, sadly T_T I'm actually a very happy person, it's just that those ppl like to stereotype about new ppl for some reason without gettin' to know them)

Wish granted, but its too big and you lug it around like its 80 lb.

I wish I didn't have writer's/artist's block.

Wish granted but you hold your breath for too long and pass out and start breathing under water and die.

I wish my computer wouldn't keep dying.

Wish granted but you start to get addicted to television

I wish that my hand was not turning browny-purple were my friend stabbed me with a compass.

Wish granted, but then some other body part hurts.

I wish I knew how to use Photoshop.

Wish granted but then she starts to grow fur really quick until she has fur longer than you.

I wish that my heater wasn't burning me.

Wish granted but then the cat that doesn't kill things starts to kill things. XD

I wish it was already Daylight Savings Time.

Wish granted but then a bus hits you the next day.

I wish that I had more of a life than this sitte + my room

Wish granted but you have so less of a life... that you die

I wish that I was watching Zim now.

wish granted but then their cat starts to meow really loud

I wish that my dinner was ready

Wish granted but the rular people make it so there are no more cars in the world. So you never have to drive.

I wish that I had a really sharp knife.

Wish granted butthen you become paranoid.

I wish I was at school today.

Wish granted but then you're addicted to something else bad for your health.

I wish I would listen to my parents more often... DX plz...

Wish grated but he dies by falling off a building and when he does he lands on you so you die too.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Wish granted but they are so overbearing that you never have any freedom.

I wish that I was allowed to put Zim on.