Wish granted.... but ummm.... you get beaten and hung upside-down, and your throat slit at an evil factory farm then ground up into hamburger meat and eaten by a morbidly obese teenager!!
I wish i was a hamburger that had magical powers!!!
WISH GRANTED BUT you get beaten and hung upside-down, and your throat slit at an evil factory farm then ground up into hamburger meat and eaten by a morbidly obese teenager