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Temporarirly Banned

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Date: Oct 21, 2006
RE: Wish Killer


Wish granted.... but ummm.... you get beaten and hung upside-down, and your throat slit at an evil factory farm then ground up into hamburger meat and eaten by a morbidly obese teenager!!

I wish i was a hamburger that had magical powers!!!

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(17)Dookie!

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Date: Oct 21, 2006

(lol) Wish granted, but you get dropped by your owner(Super Fry)and go,'SPLAT!'


I wish that I realized that my Thursday shirt had some guy on it before I ever bought it. =(



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Temporarirly Banned

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Date: Oct 21, 2006

WISH GRANTED BUT you get beaten and hung upside-down, and your throat slit at an evil factory farm then ground up into hamburger meat and eaten by a morbidly obese teenager

I WISH I COULD FLY WITH COWS!

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Ruler of all that is fluffy

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Date: Oct 22, 2006

Wish granted ,but the cows eat your guts


I wish I didn't have to ware dresses.Ever.



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Temporarirly Banned

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Date: Oct 22, 2006

wish granted but you became suicide for liking cows...

?
O.o

I WISH I WAS A ZILLIONMAIR!!!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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Ruler of all that is fluffy

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Date: Oct 23, 2006

Wish granted but u get sued 4 a ZILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!4 calling a fat guy fat.


i wish 4 giant cookies.



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(17)Dookie!

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Date: Oct 27, 2006

Wish granted, but that fat kidd in your 3rd period class eats them. D:


I wish I remembered the $5 that was in my locker and went to the dance that was tonight...



-- Edited by ilovePanicAtTheDisco at 21:56, 2006-10-27

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Temporarirly Banned

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Date: Oct 28, 2006

wish granted but is was fake money and they kcked you out of the dance....
i wish our dance wasnt cancelled...
:(

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(17)Dookie!

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Date: Oct 28, 2006

Wish granted, but the PTA hate you and kill you. =/


I wish I was good at drawing.



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Temporarirly Banned

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Date: Nov 2, 2006

wish granted but you ate your arms....

i wish i coukd figure out some actionscript for flash....

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Ruler of all that is fluffy

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Date: Nov 4, 2006

Wish granted but your computer explodes before u can use it


.I wish that dude would leave me the freak alone!!!!((not talking about anyone on here just someone ya'll don't know......))



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(17)Dookie!

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Date: Nov 10, 2006

wish granted, but you realize that you love him and stuff.


i wish cows could fly.



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Ruler of all that is fluffy

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Date: Nov 10, 2006

((that's soooo wrong...))


wish granted but they all poo on your head!!!!


I wish 4 a.....laser light show ticket!!!!!!!!!!!



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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Dec 13, 2006

wish granted but the guy you hate is right next to you.
I wish for sheepy toys!

-- Edited by reza at 16:57, 2006-12-14

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If your kissing the black rose where does the blue one go?



(9)Two balls of glue

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Date: Jan 6, 2007

wish granted but it is chewed up by a dog


I wish I had a DS Lite



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Ruler of all that is fluffy

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Date: Jan 6, 2007

Wish granted, but it's broken.


I wish, I wish, I had a fish.



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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Jan 13, 2007

wish granted ,but it's a shark ,and attacks you.

I wish my friend wasn't such a *beeep*

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Aug 24, 2007

Wish granted, but now she's a goody-goody two shoes freak.

I wish I had photoshop.

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Bist du mein(e) fruend(in)? ;-; Bitte sagen ja... bitte?


(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Aug 31, 2007

Wish granted, but it makes the computer explode.

I wish all my friends would just get along!

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 3, 2007

Wish granted, but then there are too many friends and they're all too polite and generous, so not much conversation gets done.

I wish I didn't have to do HW but could still learn.

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 5, 2007

Wish granted but your head explodes from all the knowledge.

I wish I had wings.

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 5, 2007

wish granted but you get hit by lightning and get hospilised because you fell

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i always Z? (question sleep)



(20)Jesus Jr.

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I wish I could get more Zim stuffies...

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Bist du mein(e) fruend(in)? ;-; Bitte sagen ja... bitte?


(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 6, 2007

Wish granted but you trip over it all and get impaled on a Tallest figurine.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

-- Edited by Irken Angel at 03:31, 2007-09-06

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 14, 2007

wish granted but they invent skool... witch is even worse and is 6 days a week composery.

i wish i could die...

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i always Z? (question sleep)



(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 15, 2007

Wish granted but your death buddy is the most anoying guy in to ever live.

I wish I could read people's minds.

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 15, 2007

wish granted but in their thoughts, they speak Japense

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i always Z? (question sleep)



Ruler of all that is fluffy

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Date: Sep 19, 2007

I wish for a sexy vampire guy!!!! jk, I wish for turkey.

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Date: Sep 20, 2007

YOU BITCH, The turkey kills you.

Guess what i wish for...

YOUR MOTHER!

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 20, 2007

Wish granted but she eats your head...

i wish you would stop saying YOUR MOTHER!

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i always Z? (question sleep)



(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 21, 2007

Wish granted but then he starts saying YOUR FATHER

I wish all the things I imagine come true...


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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 21, 2007

wish granted but you secretly imagine what it would be like to be married to Mattew...

I wish that I could have a larger vocabulary

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i always Z? (question sleep)



(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 21, 2007

Wish granted but you use so many smart words the villagers get scared and accuse you of being a witch and you are burnt at the stake.

I wish that I could control time.

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 21, 2007

wish granted but since you control time, then you stop with everyone esle.

I wish i was taller

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i always Z? (question sleep)



Temporarirly Banned

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granted but YOUR FATHER cut off your legs.

I wish i had lots of cash in my shoes so i would be rich when i walk.

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 21, 2007

wish granted but the money was on fire so your feet burnt up and you catched alight

i wish that i could draw good

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i always Z? (question sleep)



(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 22, 2007

Wish granted but you draw so well the paparazzi start following you around and you never get another second alone.

I wish that I could blow things up with my mind.

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 22, 2007

wish granted but everyone esle has it too so they blow you up before you get a chace to use it.

I wish that i had a pet snake that was a vegiterrioan and would never eat something that wasnt lettuce

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i always Z? (question sleep)



(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 22, 2007

Wish granted but it needs so much lettuce you go broke and wind up a hobo.

I wish that Invader Zim was un-cancelled

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 22, 2007

Wish granted, but the show comes to a sad, sad, ending that you can't handle (I totally doubt that).

I wish the RP would go much faster XD

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Ruler of all that is fluffy

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Date: Sep 22, 2007

Wish granted but then all the characters die in space.

I wish my parents would let me take a nap...

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 22, 2007

wish granted but, in your sleep, a murderer comes in and kills you

I wish i had no flesh or blood on my hand, i only had a skeleton hand

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i always Z? (question sleep)



Ruler of all that is fluffy

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Date: Sep 22, 2007

wish granted, but a dog attacks you and eats it.

I wish I could follow the rainbow to a MAGICAL land.

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 22, 2007

wish granted... but the rainbow fades away before you got there so now your lost and have to live on the street.

I wish that i could see the future when I wanted to.

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i always Z? (question sleep)



(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 29, 2007

wish granted but the future is so miserable you gauge your own eyes out with a spoon.

i wish for something tasty.

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 29, 2007

Wish granted but as well as being tasty it's also poisonous.

I wish that the holidays never ended.

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 30, 2007

wish granted but you die under a mountain of toys.

I wish for hugs from strangers with or with out candy...

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 30, 2007

Wish granted but they hug you so tight you start to suffocate and choke to death on your candy.

I wish that I had a monkey butler.

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Temporarirly Banned

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Date: Sep 30, 2007

Wish granted be he has a secret Identity as MONKEY MAN and you get taken hostage and he hates you so you die as a hostage.

I WISH PPLZ WOULD GOT TO MY SITE.
ttcom.activeboard.com

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Date: Sep 30, 2007

Wish granted but they don't like it (though I'm sure it's great) so they hunt you down and kill you.

I wish it wasn't summer.

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