Stupid Things You Have Done

Kalliah · (20)Jesus Jr.

Stupid Things You Have Done

Irken Angel · (20)Jesus Jr.

Yesterday me & melie were cleaning at my mum's work and we were alone. I heard someone coming to the door; I assumed it was my mum. The door poened and I screamed "BLAH!" with the intention of scaring her - but it was the lady my mum works with!
I was so embarrased.

Kalliah · (20)Jesus Jr.

XD Well, don't we all at some point in our life.

I remember now that I tripped and fell on my face going up the stairs on the first day of school. D=

Irken Angel · (20)Jesus Jr.

There is a lady who is house-sitting my grandma's house for her, and yesterday when she was out I went in to rescue my David Bowie CDs. When I got there there was her cat asleep on the couch. I ran upstairs and got my CDs and when I got down I'd left the door to the hall open and the cat was roaming around the house somewhere. I ran all over the house shouting for the stupid cat but I couldn't find it so in the end I just left.
I felt so terrible after. And I don't even like the lady. Or the cat. I blame the cat!

melie · (20)Jesus Jr.

while she was panicing i was just patting the dogs... i was no help at all!

Irken Angel · (20)Jesus Jr.

melie is never any help lol. Just kidding. Yeah she was standing there patting the dogs while I was practically having a seizure.

Kalliah · (20)Jesus Jr.

I walked right into a crowd of ppl in London XDD Damn it was embarrasing.

melie · (20)Jesus Jr.

ya... sorry its just i thought i might have been in your way

Irken Angel · (20)Jesus Jr.

I haven't done much stupid things in my life.

melie · (20)Jesus Jr.

yes you have!

Kalliah · (20)Jesus Jr.

XD XD XD

Today I went outside into the freezing weather w/out a jacket... XP

Irken Angel · (20)Jesus Jr.

melie wrote:

yes you have!

Like what?

melie · (20)Jesus Jr.

well.. like the eggplant... today you didnt eat at school... made freinds with me...

Irken Angel · (20)Jesus Jr.

The eggplant thing was more immature than stupid; not eating today...OK, that was stupid -but I did eat just as much as I normally would have in a day after school;andI'm really glad I made friends with you.

-- Edited by Irken Angel at 04:22, 2007-09-18

melie · (20)Jesus Jr.

yes.... but you were complaining about not eating today... but its in the past now so it doesnt matter

Irken Angel · (20)Jesus Jr.

So why did you bring it up???
Today I fell over backwards and I was laughing too hard to get up. It was embarrasing.

melie · (20)Jesus Jr.

when was that?

Kalliah · (20)Jesus Jr.

I had a very strange experience picking up our luggage on our London trip XD:

Customer in front of us was complaining that his luggage hadn't arrived with the plane, so he went to the luggage assistance lady and told her. She said not to worry, that she was a trained proffesional in her field, and that he was in good hands. And then she asked...

"Has your plane arrived yet?"

DOOMEH_DOOM · Ruler of all that is fluffy

I proudly salute that luggage assistant lady. She is what makes us.. find our planes when they don't arrive with us. er somethin.........
whatever.

One time, at band camp, I did this one thing........., I can't remember anymore....

Kalliah · (20)Jesus Jr.

Can't remember? D'aw...

I heard that this customer dude was at a cashier register and was paying cash. He bought a couple items and the total cost was $46.09. He gave her a fifty dollar bill, and she gave him back $46.09. He realized the mistake she made, so he told her and gave back the $46.09. She began to contradict him, saying that she was well educated and that she knew what she was doing. She gave the money back. He protested again and gave it back again. The woman began to contradict him again and gave it back once more. The customer finally gave up, and took the $46.09 along with his items.

Julianrocks · Temporarirly Banned

I DID YOUR MOTH-

wait no, that came out wrong...

melie · (20)Jesus Jr.

That is so funny Kalliah!!!

DOOMEH_DOOM can you please tell Julianrocks to stop saying YOUR MOTHER?

Irken Angel · (20)Jesus Jr.

Oh wow who did you hear that from Kalliah???
My friends' name is Shae, and this evevning I rang her house. Here dad answered and Iasked for 'Shake' then 'Sharkie' because I get nervous talking to people's fathers. I was really embarassed and trying not to crack up laughing.

melie · (20)Jesus Jr.

hehe... i could imagine that happening...

Julianrocks · Temporarirly Banned

YOUR MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO STOP!

melie · (20)Jesus Jr.

poor Mira.. she would be so embarresed

Irken Angel · (20)Jesus Jr.

Nah it's OK

melie · (20)Jesus Jr.

You sure...

Irken Angel · (20)Jesus Jr.

Yeah.

DOOMEH_DOOM · Ruler of all that is fluffy

My sisters, a freind, her boyfriend, and I were at IHOP. My two OLDER sisters ordered apple juice so the waiter came back and they were half full. They gulped them down quickly and asked for more. This time, the glasses were all full.
"I wonder if he spiked it," I commented.
"YOU THINK IT'S SPIKED?" My sister yelled.
EVERYONE heard it.....
END

melie · (20)Jesus Jr.

thats funny...

reza · (20)Jesus Jr.

I broke up with my boyfriend. I was kissing him and just as he was getting into it I kneed him where it counted.

DOOMEH_DOOM · Ruler of all that is fluffy

oooo, that's gotta hurt......

reza · (20)Jesus Jr.

not after what he said to make me do it.

Irken Angel · (20)Jesus Jr.

Today this gut showed up at my mum's work when it was just me & Melie there because my mum had gone out. (Don't worry - it's perfectly legal, I'm officially old enough to be left on my own, or with others younger than me.) I had a miniature panick attack and locked us both in the kitchen then tried to hide. He had already seen Melie and she just unlocked the door and walked out and started talking to him while I ran in circles around the kitchen. She made me talk to him and he was looking for my mum, so I tried to ring her, but I didn't know the phone number for the other school my mum might have been at. Melie found it and I tried to ring it but the phone was confusing and she wasn't there anyway. Then I tried my house. Mum wasn't there. Then I wanted to ring her mobile, but I didn't know the number. Melie found it - AGAIN, and I rang her and she told me she had been expecting him yesterday. She was five mins away and when she got back it turns out the guy was just trying to sell her stuff to do with her job.
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I don't think I'll ever make a good secretary. Particularly not if I lock myself in the kitchen every time someone arrives at the door.

DOOMEH_DOOM · Ruler of all that is fluffy

xD
It's ok, secretaries are boring.....
Rez, gah, what did he say??? Or is that to personal?
.-.

melie · (20)Jesus Jr.

He didn't know that she was scared...

Two days ago... I bit my friend throughout the day (not hard enough to cut her) and at lunch, she stabbed me with a compose 4 times and it was really hard and made me bleed everytime. But I probibly deserved it...

DOOMEH_DOOM · Ruler of all that is fluffy

D:
That's terrible! Stop saying that you deserve to get stabbed! DX

melie · (20)Jesus Jr.

It was on the hand and I did bite her... And IA keep bringing it up to bug her

Irken Angel · (20)Jesus Jr.

Melie did sorta deserve it, because she kept biting her about 5 times, but she did stab her pretty hard and she Melie was bleeding. And she did stab her 4 times. So yeah. I keep bringing it up because she feels really bad about stabbing Melie.

Yeah, what did he say Reza??? Unless it's too personal.

Today I did a speech on William Topaz McGonagall, the worst poet in the English language, and I kept laughing really hard while I was reading one of his poems. The class didn't understand a word I said. Embarrasing, but the funny kind of embarrasing, not the sink-into-the-floor kind.

-- Edited by Irken Angel at 00:40, 2007-10-11

melie · (20)Jesus Jr.

yesterday, we had a science test and Shae said the answer was a solar eclipse when it was really a lunar and she said that Mercury moved and casted the shadow on the moon. Then she was acting like me by fighting it to the death. She tried to rewrite the way things are to make her answer correct.

Irken Angel · (20)Jesus Jr.

Yeah, that was funny. Me: "Shae, you can't re-write the laws of the universe to fit your science test answers."
Something really stupid on my behalf was agreeing to let those girls tie my hair up. I never tie it up! My scalp is bruised now because my hair is so used to being down it punished me for having it up.

Kalliah · (20)Jesus Jr.

Whoa... O_O

Today we had a sort of... mini-trial for someone who was misbehaving in another science class. Everyone was debating whether that person would be punished or not... we got out of control. Especially when the teacher began to get a weird idea that she liked someone in the class. When he figured she didn't, someone peeped up, "...No wonder."

'Course, I'm not the world's greatest re-writer-of-funny-events... so most of you might porbably not envision that. -_o

(But the following, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH.....!!!" is always a good laugh after a smartarse joke like that.

)

Irken Angel · (20)Jesus Jr.

(Giggles manically then falls off chair. *10 minutes later.* "I don't get it...")

melie · (20)Jesus Jr.

I understand... wait. no

Kalliah · (20)Jesus Jr.

Exactly. XD That's why I was saying it would've been better just to be there. =\

DOOMEH_DOOM · Ruler of all that is fluffy

I don't..., well, sorta, but not in a really funny way... er something..., I dunno.

melie · (20)Jesus Jr.

well... nice try anyway... I suck at explaining and spelling

Irken Angel · (20)Jesus Jr.

Ok, here's something stupid I did.
I did something stupid but forgot what it was so I can't put it up here. Stupid of me to forget.
XD That made so much more sense in my head!

melie · (20)Jesus Jr.

Something stupid is by not remembering the stupid things i have done.