I got bored && wrote down the lyrics to 'Ohio is For Lovers' && a teacher was behind me... Yeah... She made me see the school psychatrist for the rest of the school year after that....
When I was little I didn't know how to cook chicken in the microwave and my sister wouldn't cook some for me so I cooked it for what I thought was 80 seconds ,but it was actualy 80 min. with the tinfoil still on it.So I almost burnt my house down.If it wasn't for the fact that my mom came home as soon as it started smoking my house would have burnt down.I was seven when it happened.
Well...Last year near christmas, my friend dared me to stick my tongue to a frozen pole. So I made a deal with her that if I did it, she would do it. Turns out, i got stuck there for like 5 minutes screaming for help and my younger sister ripped my tongue off of it. I bled on my tongue for like a day or two. And my friend still hasn't stuck her tongue to it.
Another time, me and my older sister wanted to talk to our dad who works at the fire department, so we called 911 and hung up after they answered. Then the police and the fire department came to our house asking what was wrong. They didn't get mad when my mom told them we called. So it was all good. [=
DD would know about that. but I'll give you a different one. I cut of all my hair when I was four. when they asked me why I did it I said I wanted to look young again.
I once shut myself in the cupboard for half an hour when I was home alone.. I thought someone had broken into the house. Oops. On my first day of primary school I got stuck on top of the tire tower, after being hit in the head with a netball. I made friends with melie...Nah I'm just kidding melie you know I love ya. Today walking to work I saw these little dogs at the window of a house. In childlike glee I yelled to melie; "Look at those crappy little dogs!" Then I saw the lady whos dogs they were hanging her washing outside looking at me. To be fair, I don't like little dogs that much.
Um... I remember in Kindergarten taking a boy's fork next to me and eating with it - and then realizing that it was his, put it back where he had it, and thn he took it and ate with it. XD XD XD X_____X
Can't remember many more... DX
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ya i was there when mira saw the dogs... and that lady was scaring ever so creepy like.... she thought mira was insane....
i remember once when i was really young and i had just started school... and my friend and i made 'boy traps' they were only about 2 inches deep... and we always wondered why they never worked...
Today I had to walk to the schnitzel stand and get ketchup for my mum. The lady only had those huge containers, so I had to walk back to the table where we were sitting and back. XD Holding a huge, bright container filled with ketchup. Through a large crowd of ppl. Wearing entirely black. XD Aw man, it stood out sooooo much on me. XD XD XD
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XD XD I swear I saw a couple ppl stare at me. "Oh, look at that weird goth-looking girl walking around with that huge, bright bottle of ketchup! She looks so stupid! Point and laugh!"
Okay, maybe not the point and laugh thing (although that did occur one day in sixth grade about my new haircut/bangs), but it probably still looked st00pid to them. XD XD XDDD
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I remember now that I momentarily couldn't see in a Department Store, and I just yanked a guitar from a complete stranger and started talking, thinking it was my dad. GOD I feel so embarrassed now even just THINKING about it. *faints*
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When I was about 7 I was reading in the supermarket (don't ask why) and I was standing next to my mum. I thought I was standing next to my mum. I grabbed her hand - and this lady I'd never seen before was looking down at me. I ... I ran away and found my mum.
this one is not about me... and its about mira.... one day we met up in the supermarket... and her mum was looking for something and there was a little girl in front of her... and she found what she was looking for and then shre said got'cha and the little girl thought she was trying to kidnap her and she was really afraid and then she did that again to that exact girl.... it was so funny!
When I was 4 I was in the post office in my pushchair and a man was looking at me. Eventually I said to him "Don't...see...me...big...fat...man." I spoke really slowly when I was little.
ya... i didnt meet her untill i was 9 or 10 so yeah... and a thing i did was when mira was younger... she would get a big cookie everyday... and didnt know her name then ... so i named her the cookie girl and whenever she went past id say there goes the cookie girl... it was so good once i found out her real name... and when i first met her... i could never remember it so i always had a backup....
I did something at the local furniture store yesterday. There are those huge blankets for winter that are stuffed with goose feathers - makes 'em really soft - and there was a huge pile of them. ^^ I plopped myself down on it and I sank all the way to the bottom...
Then my mum told me silently to get off because this crabby (and I'm quite sure is pretty bi-ah-chy) looking lady was glaring at me. So I felt stupid. But it was sooooo soft! ^^D
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just today... joanne was at badmenton... and i called her mira and shae and evn syin and then i called her thingy so i just gave up and started cracking up laughing so we lost the game... (how i mixxed syin and joanne up.... i don't know... how sad is that)
omy thats really stupid... one time.... my 'friend' was stalking me and i got so pissed off with her... so i broke her arm when i was 9 (maybe younger)
Um... today I got lost in the same fizzin' hallway. XD XD XD I was looking for my classroom after English class and after walking down the same hallway back and forth several times, I found the class was about five paces away in the opposite driection from English. XD XD XD
We also had a science activity to do on following directions. It said to read all twenty directions and follow them. Now, I started doing a couple of them, and when I got to number twenty, it said not to do any of the directions after number 2. Those who knew were looking at us retarded ppl doing the weird ones like we were deformities or something. XD SO embarrasing when I read the twentieth one... kept saying to myself that I was a megga retard. XDDD
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XD XD XD XD XD XD It was! At least I didn't do too many embarrasing things... some ppl were doing jumping jacks and yelling "I LIKE BROCOLLI" and "BOOGITY" really loud and clapping their hands and everything. XD XD
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Today I was in line getting lunch, I paid the cashier with a 100 dollar bill. XD Took forever to get my change back... my lunch was like, 1.15 only. XD
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Today I was in line getting lunch, I paid the cashier with a 100 dollar bill. XD Took forever to get my change back... my lunch was like, 1.15 only. XD