The Pointless Fight RP

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

RE: The Pointless Fight RP

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

*tries to chew the back of neck off*

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

*Watches Girdf worriedly*

You need professional help...I don't have a PHD so I'm gonna drag you, either kicking and screaming or quietly, your choice, to a mental hospital. C'mon. *See's cat* Oh look, a little cat. *Cat meows, hisses and points a tiny-weeny sword at us* Look out! He's got a piece!

-- Edited by Loki at 17:10, 2005-07-30

Irken_Invader · (5)Dancing Hobo

HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

I am not taping your head back on maybe Loki will

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

*points to Irken_Invader*

Who is that

*throws muffin at the evil cat*

*runs up to evil cat with lightsaber*

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

Irken_Invader wrote:

HA HA!!!!!!!!!! I am not taping your head back on maybe Loki will

I've already taped him back together hunni.

Go Girdf GO!! KILL THE CAT!!

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

*stabs evil cat with lightsaber*

The evil cat spits poo out of its ear

The poo hits me in the head...

I got poo on my head so don't call me a poohead...

*falls to the ground in pain*

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

How can a cat spit poo out of its ear? *Watches the chimpanzee, Phil make various signs* Well of course you're going to throw poo at the cat! *Cat gets up and attacks* What? I thought you stabbed it! Phil, if you have any poo, throw it now!

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

(who is phil and what are you talking about)

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

*Sighs exhasperatedly* Phil is one of the funniest CGI chimps I have seen thus far.

How can a cat spit poo out of its ears?- Do I really need to explain what I'm on about here?

On Madagascar (the Movie, not the country) Phil is one of the chimps, there's two, I think the other one was called Roger or something like that, Phil is the chimp that can't talk but can read (the other chimp can talk but can't read) so he uses sign language. There's a part on Madagascar when Phil and the other chimp are escaping from a zoo in Manhatten, the chimp who can speak says that some guy (can't remember name) is playing somewhere (can't remember where) Phil makes various signs. Talkie chimp says: Well of course we're going to throw poo at him! They escape but get caught in the station by police, so the talkie chimp says: Phil, if you have any poo throw it now!

What? I thought you stabbed it!- You stabbed the cat with your lightsaber, normally it would die but the cat got up and attacked again.

Are we on the same page now?

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

sure

It's an evil cat...that's why it didnt die...

*wipes poo of head*

*gets up and throws a muffin at it's eye*

The evil cat screams and eats the muffin...

EEK! Where did my muffin button go?

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

HOORAY!! You are one of the first people to not make me have to explain things at least two times for them! All my friends make me do it coz' they know that it winds me up.

Erm...over there?

*Hits the cat with a rolled up newspaper* BAD KITTY!! *Gets eaten by cat* VERY BAD KITTY!!

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

*kicks a hobo*

My button

*takes button from hobo's corpse*

*presses button*

*the muffin inside the evil cat blows up*

*the evil cat's eyes blow up and the evil cat falls to the ground*

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

Yay! You killed the evil cat! *Voice is slightly muffled from being inside the cat.*

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

*throws another muffin at the dead evil cat*

*presses button*

*muffin blows up inside dead evil cat*

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

OW! Are you trying to kill me too?

Irken_Invader · (5)Dancing Hobo

if he is he should do it quick

i saw madagascar today it was great

anyways picks up muffin collection Girdf seems to have and throws one at Loki hoping anytime soon Girdf will push the button

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

There is a stranger talking to me! *Beats stranger (thats you Irken_Invader) with cats tail* Can someone PLEASE get me out of this cat?

Irken_Invader · (5)Dancing Hobo

i will

*extracts Loki from cat*

picks cat up and puts it in a shed

Hugs Loki

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

AAARRGH!! THE STRANGER IS HARRASING ME!!! HEEEELP! Someone help!

Irken_Invader · (5)Dancing Hobo

Fine then i will take my hug and give it to sos who appreciates it.

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

*throws bag of muffins at Irken_Invader*

*presses button*

DIE STRANGER!

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

MEH! *Cowers behind Girdf* I don't like bieng touched by strangers...I once got poked in the back by an old man on the bus and had wierd little spazms during the rest of the bus journey, it was hysterically funny for my friends.

Irken_Invader · (5)Dancing Hobo

HA! HA!

goes up to Girdf and slaps him

Gives Loki evil eye

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

*Smacks Irken_Invader over her head with toy green lightsaber* Its not nice to hit leaders!

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

*uses the force on Irken_Invader*

*uses choke force thingy on her*

*her head pops off*

YAY...dead stranger...

Irken_Invader · (5)Dancing Hobo

Not quite

*tapes head back on to body*

uses a shock collor on Girdf to train him to be a good boy

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

*cuts it off with lightsaber*

*throws muffins at Irken_Invader and presses button*

BOOM!

Look!*points at Evil Tree*

That evil tree...is evil!

Let's kill it!

Irken_Invader · (5)Dancing Hobo

I AM INVINCIBLE

and i am back

throws tree of evil at Girdf

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

HACKER!

*cuts tree in half with lightsaber*

Victory

*burns tree and eats marshmellos*

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

*Singing* Lets gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song, our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G, And if you think that we can't sing it faster then you're wrong, But it'll help if you just sing along!

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

*Turns off Sponge Bob Square Pants*

Where did that tv come from...

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

The seagull God sent it! *Turns Spongebob back on* F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea! F is for fire that burns the whole town, U is for uranium...bomb, N is for no survivor's when you're!- Plankton! Thats not what fun's about! F is for frolic through all the flowers, U is for ukulele, N is for nose pickin', sharin' gum and sand likin' down with my best buddy!

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

*turns off Sponge Bob*

*turns back on*

**Sponge Bob sings the Fly Song**

(don't know how it goes)

-- Edited by Girdf at 10:32, 2005-08-10

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

Is that the one where he forgets how to tie his shoes, and in the song at the end he's flying around in a shoe? If it ain't then ah well. *Sings* You go over and back, left to right, loopty-loop and pull 'em tight. That was the shoe song.

I like Spongebob. DAADAADAAAAA!

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

(it's that episode he wants to fly and people watch him fly and he sings a song and he cleans Mr. Krabs...Garage...or something)

*sings along*

Then an evil crab walked by and turned around looking at us...\

EEK!

*gets up ready to attack*

*hits it with lightsaber*

*nothing happened*

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

(OMG! I remember that one! I saw it once like...a year ago or summat. They should put it back on instead of The Rock-A-Bye Bivalve one, they keep re-running it. It's getting annoying now.)

*Gasp* an evil sea creature!

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

it wont die!

*bites evil crab*

YUMMY CRAB LEGS!

*eats evil crab*

Where's the butter!

*random turtle brings stick of butter*

THANKS!

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

SHAKLAKA! How'd you know that turtle wasn't evil and that stick of butter isn't poisined?

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

I don't care...

I just want food!

*still eating*

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

*Rolls eyes, sits on floor, waiting for Girdf to finish eating.* Hmmm...*Sings Ceasars*

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

*finishes*

DONE!

lalalalala...

HOLY COW!!!

look at that evil cow rampaging through town!

*points*

Let's kill it!

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

BEEF! Cows are vicious you know...*Throws rock at cow*

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

*twists the cow's head so it falls down*

now beat it up!

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

I'm sorry cow! *Kicks cow and beats it with a stick*

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

*kicks cow*

DIE COW!

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

*Ties cow up and punches it*

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

This is making me thirsty...

*puts one foot on the cow's head and milks the cow*

*drinks milk*

Eww...

*kicks cow*

Loki · (9)Two balls of glue

I milked a goat once...

Is the cow dead yet?

Girdf · Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

Nope...

Let's have a BBQ...

*kicks cow's head really hard*

*runs and get's sticks and marshmellos*

*throws sticks on cow and throws a match at it*

YAY...let's make marshmellows until the cow is done...