It is when cows do the rain dance.
What number do you dial for 911?
cloud...
what happens if a cow is dancing in the sun?
a green painted brain of a stupid person
what is a stick?
cuz they eat pork cow
why do people make funny faces??
cuz circle = cow
why dose circle = cow?
cuz meow means stop touching my fur stuffs
what is this letter 6? (get it letter 6 huh huh??)
A monkey...
Why are kosher crackers kosher?[i took this from Foamy the Squirrel]
Andy Milonakis
Where does cheese come from?
You
Does Hell make good bagels?
B
Why are Jhonen Vasquez's and Roman Dirge's comix and stuffz so addictive?
a cow...
Is Girdf stupid?
The moon
Do squirrels like Gothic people?
a goth
Why am I so ugly???
because it's made from Mars
Why are monkeys purple??
When people turn into monkeys...
Why does Mister Bear speak of LIEZ?
an evil monkey trying to take over the world that deserves to die and burn in hell[sorry that thats not stupid & real]
Why doesn't ZIM rule the world?
the USA's 4000th state
Why do I keep trying to click on stuff with the space bar?
people that believe that Jesus is alive and eats people
Why am I Jewish when I'm a Christian?
a new iPod
why are smaller iPods more expensive when it should be the opposite?
a plant
why am i not dead yet?
toilet paper
who is Gerard Way??
[I wish]a monkey brain
What are cookies made from?
made from rubber
what does sXe mean?
trevor
why is it impossible for me to hate trevor?
Because the evil monkey lord so proclaimed Bob stole him.
Why was six afraid of seven?
because 7 ate 9why did the evil monkey lord so proclaimed Bob steal Trevor?
because 7 ate 9
why did the evil monkey lord so proclaimed Bob steal Trevor?
because 6 threatened to kill 99 who was 2's lover.
why do cheese graters dance?