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Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

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Question #10


If some dude weighed 200 pounds...

and the boat could only hold 199 pounds...

How do you get to the other side...


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Nobody answered...

The answer was...

You get in the boat and go to the other side...

They didnt ask how the fat kid got to the other side...

This joke wont work if you are fat...

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Or you could wait until the watter was choppy enough that oxygen gas and nitrogen gas from the air was more readily put into the water therefore decreasing the waters density and allowing for a higher bouyancy. Thus the boat could more easily support the added weight of a person 1 pound over its carrying capacity.


There may also be ways to decrease the weight of the fat person such as forced stimulation of smooth intestinal muscle to contract so internal epithelial tissue can force contents in his digestive system to be expelled, thus decreasing his weight.



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Invader Zim Freaks 3 Creator

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...ummm...yeah...so many big words...




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Ooooook!

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LOL! that was funny!

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u make him go on a diet!

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(8)Chair made of Cheese

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He has to get on a diet so he could be on the boat

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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ya... starve him!!! chinese torture!!! 'i think thats what its called'

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Are you thinking of Chinese Water Torture???

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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yes... its very... um... i don't know what to call it!

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Tortuous???

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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yes!!!

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Yahrly! XD Get the fat d00d and make him l00se weight, then get urself in t3h boat and leave him behind, telling him he lost weight fer nothing, 'cept for a better body.

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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yes. thats the type of evil i like!

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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Beneficial evil!

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(20)Jesus Jr.

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yes. yes yes!

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