Gir:Excuse me,but there has been a mistake*walks over to Zim and starts laughing*Hohoh,this is no alien,it's an experimental government aircraft! Leader Person....Guy...:That's and aircraft? Woman:And what about that pig out there? Gir:That's a government pig!Well,I have to take everything back to the home base now,Buh-Bye!
Tak:Maybe you really are an alien like Dib says,a horribly disguised,disgusting..........horrible one. Zim:Nonesense!Despite the Dib-Monkeys huge head he's quite stupid! Dib:My head's not big!!
Zim:Computer! Computer:WHAT!
Zim: Do-de-do-de-do--COMPUTER!!!Link me with Prisoner Number 777 of Planet Vort! (a few moments later) Prisoner Number 777:*sighs*What is it this time Zim? Zim: Detailed skematics to the Massives controls! Prisoner Number 777:What!?You want to control the massive!?But that'd be wrong!It's infuriate the Armada!!
Zim:And another Wormhole would've sent you to a world of PURE DOOKIE!!!
Lard Nar:My people built that ship,so I know just how powerfull it is................WE'RE GONNA DIE,WE'RE GONNA DIE!!WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS ANYWAY!?
Zim: At this very moment I'm in a microscopic submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly attached to your arm control nerve. Dib: Arm control nerve? Zim: Yes, arm control nerve. Dib: In my belly? Zim: Yes. Dib: Humans don't have arm control nerves. Zim: Do not question me! I control your arms!
Zim: Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!
Zim: Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies. Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now. Gir: Doom doom doom...
this quote is my absolute favorite. Yesterday, in the lunch line Viv asked for a ice cream "sammich" the lunch lady's eyebrow twitched. it was so funny but the others didn't get it :rotfl:.
Dib: What about his horrible green head? Zim: INSOLENT SCHOOLBOY - it's a skin condition. Dib: [to Class] And he's got no ears! Is that part of your skin condition, Zim? No ears? Zim: Yes.
I just like this one cuz every1 thinks I'm odd, someone even called me an alien in science class. we're studing astrology so i asked mr. b where irk was and kelly f said "is that your home plane, freak?" I said "i wish i was an invader in the awesome empire that is the Irkens." she's just like "whatever freak" I know I talk too much .
my last quote:
Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes. Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime. Dib No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?
this isn't my favorite, favorite, but I love it cuz its funny and it's funny cuz it's true! :rotfl:
-- Edited by Invader Mandy at 06:44, 2006-04-07
-- Edited by Invader Mandy at 06:45, 2006-04-07
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GIR: Oh, I left that at home.
Zim: You left what at home?
GIR: The guidy, chippy, thingy.
Zim: You! Why would you do that!?!
GIR: To make room for the cupcake!
me: I gonna miss you cupcake
dododododododododododododododododododododododododododododo *in high pitch voice*
-- Edited by gir at 22:35, 2006-08-12
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Meatloaf and Gir rule the world!!!yep i am meatloaf i rule the world me&gir are best buds yes that is right you heard it best buds insane in the mebrane
Lol, good times. I like random ones like : " This has nothing to do with jelly... "
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Dib : " You can't make me look, I'll just shut my eyes! "
Zim : " Oh, you'll look, you have to breath sometime..."
Dib : " No I - Wait, what do eyes have to do with breathing? ".
Dib : " You can't make me look, I'll just shut my eyes! "
Zim : " Oh, you'll look, you have to breath sometime..."
Dib : " No I - Wait, what do eyes have to do with breathing? ".
ZIM: gir! you were my slave once! remember? GIR: yes. I DIDNT LIKE IT!!!
GIR: sir it is merely a hologram and therefore not a threat to our mission. ZIM: and what IS that mission gir? GIR: blend in with indidgenous life. infiltrate earth defences. destroy human lives. yay.
GIR: I liiikkkeee coorrrnn! (later a hawk swoops down and grabs gir's head while its still attached and gir goes flieing off screaming in terror)
------fave quote therefore extra long-------
DIB: my dads really busy in his lab so he's sending a projection of his head from the lab on the other side of town. PROF. MEMBRANE: its a pleasure to meet you si- NNOOO!!! YOU HAVE THE MIXTURE ALL WRONG!!!
BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!
(you can see explosion out of window) please stand bye!
-----end of quotes--------
-- Edited by invader zim at 17:34, 2006-12-15
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GIR: wait if you destroy dib in the past that means he wont ever be your enemy. then you wont have to send a giantrobot back to destroy him - and then he - WILL be your enemy so you will have to send a robot BACK - (head explodes)
Dib: You know, anyone who watches you obsessively everyday would notice that you never actually eat any of the food. Why is that, Zim? Don't like the taste, or is it something more?
Dib: A weakness?
Zim: Don't be ridiculous!
Zim: I have already stuffed my normal human belly so full of delicious human FILTH! that I could not eat another bite.
From Parent Teacher Night:
Ms. Bitters: Don't forget that tonight is parent teacher night. Everyone is required to bring their parents to the cafeteria.
Zim: I never agreed to attend this parent teacher night!
"There plastic, there spastic, there fantastic."
join the Gir army!!!
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<<<that reminds me of Hellogoodbye b/c of OMG HGB DVD ROTFL
