(the camera zooms in on the massive for two seconds until entering and zooming in on the tallest for two seconds again)
(tallest are talking to zim through intercom)
Zim: so these humans are not born in clone facilities! They reproduce by MATING!!! Tallest purple:
EEEEWWWWW!!!
Tallest red:
Zim: yes I know shocking.
Red: zim thats disgusting! Why did you have to tell us that? I mean its not CRUCIAL information for the armada to take over earth. Go do something else something that WONT BOTHER US!
Purple: yeah! Do it! Huh? Do it!
(purple begins to eat a hotdog)
Purple: mmf do it! Mmf
Zim: very well. Invader zim signing off!
(intercom turns off)
Red: zim is being SO annoying these days. Why cant we just launch a missile at that planet? I mean its not like anyone would miss it!
Purple: because its too far. Remember?
Red: oh yeah. Darn I hate zim!
Purple: thats why we sent him to the far reaches of the galaxy.
(red turns around)
Red: sigh yes
(camera zooms out of the massive towards the solar system and eventually zooms in on earth into zims house)
Zim: hmmm my tallest seem stressed. Im sure its nothing. GIR!
(gir jumps into the lab dressed in a bunny suit)
Gir: YES MY LORD!
Zim: why are you dressed like oh never mind. MAKE ME YOUR WAFFLES!!! Im kinda hungry.
Gir: woo! I LOOOOOVVEEE making waffles!
(gir jumps into the kitchen and starts to make waffles) (zim enters the kitchen through the bin) Zim: gir! Give me the waffles. Gir: but there MINE!!! I MADE THEM! WAAAAHHHH!!! AH HA HA!!! WAAAHHHHH here you go. (gir hands zim the waffles) (zim throws the waffles at gir) Zim: to late! I dont want it anymore. (girs eyes fill with tears) Gir: sniff waffles waffles good you no want waffles!!! Waaahhhh!!!! Waaahhhh ha ha!!!! WAAAAHHHHH (door shuts) - oh. Zim my master why do you disrespect my waffles? Not fair! Ahhhh!!! WAAAHHHH!!! (gir pulls off his own head and feeds it to a fish) (zim walks out forgetting to put on his disguise) Zim: now I know theres something missing herenah! Nothing can be wrong. Guy1: oh man! An alien! Guy2: hey your right! An alien! Grab him before he escapes!!! (zim screams and runs) Zim: get away from me stinky humans! (someone gets in his way and grabs him) Guy3: what should we do with him? Zim: how about RELEASE ME!!! Guy1: nah. Guy2: why not tell prof. Membrane we have a actual alien? Guy3: good idea! (guy1 pulls out phone from back pocket) Guy1: professor membrane labs? Yes we have an ACTUAL alien! An alien! What? No Im not interested in long distance savings. But the point is get someone over to place street! Now! Goodbye. (turns off phone) Guy1: theyll be here any se- (a van suddenly drives in and pulls out hideous super-weapons. A robotic arm grabs zim and puts him in the van. The van drives off) Guy3: that was quick. (camera fades into the van and shows zim strapped to a bed) Zim: neg- nuff- ug- release me! Now! Please? Scientist: as if. We never had an actual alien before. Except from Roswell but I think that was a fake. Zim: (whisper) heh heh heh. Gullible squishdon. Scientist: what? Zim: nothing. (van drives into dibs house and they take zim into the labs. Dib notices they are carrying zim and chases after them) Zim: let me go! Let me go now!!! Dib: zim! I finally find you here. Tell me are you scared of the humans NOW? Zim: of course not filthy earth baby! I can get help wherever I am! Membrane: hmmm this is the alien you say? Looks like a beaver. Scientist 2: it possesses human intelligence sir. Membrane: put it on the metal table. I will attempt to dissect it and remove that thing on its back. Zim: THIS IS A PAK!!! Membrane: hmmm clever little chappy this one. Get me the pointy pokey thingy. (a scientist hands membrane a probe) (membrane begins to try and remove zims pak) Membrane: we cannot remove this pack. But we can put the alien in a solitary confinement cell. Dib: (from back of audience) yes!!! Zim: they shall pay. Oh how they shall pay!!! (membrane drags zim into the labs) (camera fades into membranes labs and zim is floating in a cell of water) Membrane: well that should hold you. Not even the worlds strongest laser could make a scratch on that cell wall. Zim: filthy human! You will suffer the wrath of zim! Membrane: whatever. (membrane leaves the room) (camera follows membrane) Dib: hey dad can I go into the labs and see the alien? Please? Membrane: of course son. Just dont let it out. Dib: thanks! (dib walks into the lab) Zim: dib!!! Your behind this whole thing arent you? Dib: I- Zim: arent you? Dib: Im trying to say- Zim: ARENT YOU??? Dib: NO!!!! Zim: no? Dib: what are you an echo? (zim squirms in cell) Zim: Im telling you if you want to keep your small intestine when I escape youll let me out now!!! Dib: never! What are you crazy? If I let you out youll remove my intestines anyway! Zim: well yes but NOT THE POINT! You filthy humans will have no idea whats going on when the armada arrives. Dib: armada? Zim: fleet of spaceships all attacking one planet INCLUDING the massive. And this planet is hopeless of the armada! You will fail. All of you!!! Dun dun duuunn!!! Dib: your pathetic. (dib leaves) (zim contacts gir with his pak) Zim: gir! Ive been captured! I need you to help me escape! Gir? Hello? (camera shows gir cramming his face with waffles) Zim: huh! That gir. So annoying he had better not be partying again. Not after last time
I cant fit it all on one. the rest is one the next post.
-- Edited by invader zim at 14:51, 2007-05-07
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GIR: wait if you destroy dib in the past that means he wont ever be your enemy. then you wont have to send a giantrobot back to destroy him - and then he - WILL be your enemy so you will have to send a robot BACK - (head explodes)
(episode attack of the saucer morons) (2 days pass) (enter membrane) Membrane: come now my specimen. Im going to run a test on you. To see how you react with human thoughts. Zim: no!!! their going to infect me!!! Membrane: no were- well yes we are. Anyway come! (zim is pulled out of the tank and strapped onto a moving table) Membrane: dont squirm. Its hopeless. Zim: oh I hate humans Dib: boo zim! Zim: aaahhhh!!! Membrane: dib stay away! This is a dangerous alien. We dont want it to pull out your eyes! Dib: but I fought it every day before you found it! Its not dangerous! Membrane: how do you know that? Dib: because its zim! The kid from down the street! Membrane: listen son I know you hate him but you shouldnt call him an alien! Zim: its offensive! Membrane: what the little alien said. Zim: no I mean its offensive to my never mind. (zim is put inside a machine with magnets and screens) Membrane: just hold still Zim: your going to fill my head with humanness! How am I meant to stay still? Membrane: by not moving any parts of your body. Zim: thats not what I meant (machine starts to whirr and screens begin to light up) (dramatic music plays) Zim: ahhhh!!! Im infected with human stuffs in my brain!!! Curse you humans Membrane: commencing emotions! Zim: nooo!! I dont wanna be like a human! (dramatic music gets louder) Zim: have love likeness reacting like humans. Membrane: hmmm quite a reaction. Zim: you have infected me with emotions!!! What have you done to meee??? Membrane: given you human emotions and human reactions along with yours. (membrane begins to pull zim out of the machine) (before zim is strapped down zim uses the spider option in his pak to flee from membrane labs) (zim escapes with human emotions) Zim: free!!! At last! gone for two days!!! Im coming gir. (zim arrives at home) Zim: I hope these human emotions dont effect me much. GIR!!! Gir: yes my lord! Zim: youre the best servant I could ever have! Gir: OoOoOoI dont think youre my master! Zim: what? Its me gir! Zim! Gir: my masters never that nice. (gir pounces on zim) who are you and what have you done with my lord? Zim: get off me gir! (chucks gir off) It is meee! Zim!!! Gir: okay okay. Sheese. Zim: computer! Take me to the lab please. Computer: please? Zim: curse these human emotions!!! Computer: oohh. That would explain. Zim: please do it. Computer: okay, I didnt say I wouldnt. (zim goes down the toilet into the lab) (zim pushes some buttons and contacts the tallest) Zim: my tallest! My tallest! Please come in my tallest! (tallest come in) Red: did you say please? Purple: I think he did Red: no hes an irken. Irkens dont say please. Do they? Purple: I dunno. Zim: ahem! Purple: what??? Zim: sorry for not reporting in sirs. I was captured by the humans. They made me eat TOAST!!! Purple: no!!! thats too horrible! (red starts screaming) Zim: I know!! Pant pant anyway I need to tell you the humans ran probes on me and gave me human emotions! Im infected!!! Is there a cure? Both tallest: no Zim: oh. So then Ill just sit here and Red: turn into a human. Zim: its horrific. Look sadness. Tears. (zims eyes fill with tears) Both tallest: yaaahhhh!!!! Red: what is that wet substance forming in your eyes? Zim: the humans call it tears. It happens to you whenever your sad. I have to face all this. Signing off. (communication barrier closes) Zim: sniff sniff (zim goes to living room) Gir: hello! Zim: hi sniff Gir: aww! Your upset. Zim: I know. (zim puts on his disguise and goes outside) Zim: Oh well I might as well face the fact I am turning human. I may even have growth. (zim notices gaz playing the game slave 2) (dib notices zim from atop the roof) Dib: zim! How did you escape my dads lab? (dib runs towards zim) Zim: stay back sniff Dib: hey your crying! Ive never seen you cry before! Zim: no *sob* its because when your father ran the tests on me he gave me human emotions. How do you survive sadness? Dib: I dunno. I guess you cant do anything to take over the earth see ya! Gaz: oh hey zim. Go away. Zim: dib! Wait! I need information (dib walks over to zim) Zim: what is this weird feeling I get whenever I look at your sister? (screen turns black with white words saying 3 hours later and night turns into day) Dib: heh heh Zim: what? IS IT BAD??? Dib: oh no its just funny heh heh Zim: what is it? Dib: your in love with my sister! Zim: ah ha ha ha! No seriously what is it? Dib: honestly! Zim: nooo!!!! (camera zooms out until you can see earth) To be continued
please give me your honest opinion on this.
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GIR: wait if you destroy dib in the past that means he wont ever be your enemy. then you wont have to send a giantrobot back to destroy him - and then he - WILL be your enemy so you will have to send a robot BACK - (head explodes)
really? I thought you wouldnt like it because it tweaks the whole thing that zim is irken and irkens dont... yknow. because there born in cloning facilitys.
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GIR: wait if you destroy dib in the past that means he wont ever be your enemy. then you wont have to send a giantrobot back to destroy him - and then he - WILL be your enemy so you will have to send a robot BACK - (head explodes)
haha.. youre all cliffhanging and Im the only one who knows what happens next!
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GIR: wait if you destroy dib in the past that means he wont ever be your enemy. then you wont have to send a giantrobot back to destroy him - and then he - WILL be your enemy so you will have to send a robot BACK - (head explodes)
GIR: wait if you destroy dib in the past that means he wont ever be your enemy. then you wont have to send a giantrobot back to destroy him - and then he - WILL be your enemy so you will have to send a robot BACK - (head explodes)
GIR: wait if you destroy dib in the past that means he wont ever be your enemy. then you wont have to send a giantrobot back to destroy him - and then he - WILL be your enemy so you will have to send a robot BACK - (head explodes)
GIR: wait if you destroy dib in the past that means he wont ever be your enemy. then you wont have to send a giantrobot back to destroy him - and then he - WILL be your enemy so you will have to send a robot BACK - (head explodes)
GIR: wait if you destroy dib in the past that means he wont ever be your enemy. then you wont have to send a giantrobot back to destroy him - and then he - WILL be your enemy so you will have to send a robot BACK - (head explodes)
GIR: wait if you destroy dib in the past that means he wont ever be your enemy. then you wont have to send a giantrobot back to destroy him - and then he - WILL be your enemy so you will have to send a robot BACK - (head explodes)
hey I know your all probably dieing to see the next one so heres a quote:
zim: hey gaz... (pulls out sheet of paper) you are more pleasant looking than any other humans I have seen. (gaz stares at zim for 3 seconds before kicking him in the shins and walks off. zim falls to the floor in silent pain with tears)
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GIR: wait if you destroy dib in the past that means he wont ever be your enemy. then you wont have to send a giantrobot back to destroy him - and then he - WILL be your enemy so you will have to send a robot BACK - (head explodes)
