I found the script...i think its a shortened version...
Television of Doomy Doom
Written By Invader Meltman
-INTRO-
FADE IN- In daylight outside. We see inside Zim's living room. Gir is sitting on a couch, watching TV. Zim, comes running in.
ZIM (panicky): Gir! Have you seen my hair disguise?! I can't find it! Skool starts in 40 filthy Earth minutes! Where is it, what have you done?!
GIR: I ate your hair!
ZIM stares at GIR.
ZIM (angry): You ate my hair! How am I supposed to trick the humans, with my attenae sticking out so that even a blind Taderfon could see?!
GIR (happy): Just tell them it's a hair condition!
ZIMs eyes twitch with anger, he throws his arms in the air and screams. Breathing heavy he walks toward the kitchen. Girs eyes follow.
ZIM: I guess i'll have to get another one from the Voot diguise program...
GIR: I ate the Voot.
ZIM stops in his tracks.
ZIM (in disbelief): You...ate the Voot?
GIR: Mmm,hmm!
Zim, breathing heavy, runs to an elevator (that just appeared) and it goes up. The elevator stops and Zim exits into his Voot docking bay. He looks at a piece metal where his Voot should be. He lets out a horrible scream. Meanwhile, GIR, watching TV doesn't notice.
TV announcer (holding up a poop can): It's only $99.99! Act now and pay double of what it normally costs.
GIR (Squeeling in excitment): I gotta act now! (He picks up the phone and dials a number)
Cut to Dibs house, inside his living room. Gaz is playing her Game Slave 2. The phone rings a few times but she ignores it. After 10 times, she picks it up.
GAZ (angry): What?!
GIR (Over the phone): Act now and pay double! (says 2)
GAZ slams the phone down, and looks down at her GS2. The screen says "game over".
GAZ: My perfect scooore!!!
At saying this, the camara moves back so we can see the entire house. Dib is walking up to the door. As soon as he reaches the door, the house explodes.
Cut back to Zim's living room, Gir waves his hands around with the phone in his hands...zim comes up to him angrily...
ZIM: How did you eat the entire Voot?!
GIR: I dunno.
Zim sighs and turns around, Minimoose has appeared behind him.
ZIM: Minimoose, sometimes I think your the only one who understands me.
MINIMOOSE: Squeak!
GIR: Don't be sad master, come and watch TV with me!
ZIM (turning around to face Gir): No GIR, I have important stuff to do.
GIR: Like what?
ZIM: Like finding away to go to Skool!
GIR: It's Sunday.
ZIM (angry): Oh...I knew that...Well now I have to fix the voot...
Minimoose, holding up the phone, squeaks to Zim
ZIM: You've ordered me another one?
MINIMOOSE: Squeak!
ZIM: With a human phone?!
MINIMOOSE: Squeak!
ZIM: Eh, okay.
Zim sits on the couch to the right of Gir, while Minimoose floats so he's at Girs left.
The camara moves so that we can only see the front of Zim, Gir, and Minimoose. Zim and Gir blink every once and awhile. Minimoose floats up and down.
Gir picks up the remote and starts changing channels. We hear various voices as Gir keeps clicking the remote.
VARIOUS TV PEOPLE: switch sound...after each
My daughter just kept biting her again and again and again and ag...switch
Help the llamas are attacking me ahhh...call now and save the llamas...switch
Here are some very famous books (fire sounds in background)...switch
cha cha cha...char...switch
Hey Daddy do you like it... Dad:no...I HATE IT...switch
Gir finnaly stops on a channel. We here a growl. The screen turn to the TV. The Scary Monkey is there.
GIR V.O: My favorite show!
ZIM V.O: Please Gir, watch something else
They sit in silence for minute as the monkey growls a few times. Gir whistles the theme song as Zim makes sounds like he's in pain. Suddenly we here various beeping noises. The screen turn to the Zim crew, and we see Gaz playing here Game Slave 2. Zim looks and screams.
ZIM: What are you doing in my house?!
GAZ: I have my reasons.
ZIM: Get out now!
Gaz grabs Zim by the neck and throws him off screen. After a crashing sound, Zim slowly walks back in, gasping for air.
ZIM: Alright (gasp) you can stay.
Gir clicks the the remote some more.
VARIOUS TV PEOPLE: more switching...
We made the other half the cd...it is now for sale for only $35...comes with free glue to glue it together...switch
It starts on a spoon for a dollar a dollar a dollar of...switch
I'm Penny Proud and I'm cute and I'm...switch
The screen turns to face Zim and crew. Gir finally stops on a channel, it appears to be the news.
NEWS PERSON V.O: We're here live in front of this house that exploded for no reason to day.
Zims looks happy, Gir reaches of screen and picks up some popcorn.
NEWS PERSON V.O: Profeser Membraine, how do you comment on the explosion?
There is the sound of loud crying coming from the TV.
NEWS PERSON V.O: Yes, um...you!
The screen turns so we see Gaz, on the TV. The screen turns back to Zim and crew and gaz is gone...
NEWS PERSON V.O: How do you comment on the explosion?
GAZ V.O: Probably Dibs fault.
Sounds of agreement are heard. Minimoose floats upside down.
DIB V.O: No! I didn't do it, you gotta...
Sounds of a struggle are heard, it ends with Dib screaming. The screen turns so we see Dib locked inside a van, he's looking through a window with bars on it
DIB: No! No! It wasn't my fault! It was Dracula! The Dracula!!!
The screen turns back to Zim and crew. For some reason, Nick is with them now. Gaz is beside them again. Zim looks at her, scared. A sound of a police car driving away is heard from the TV.
NICK: Whoo! Did you see that! Dibs going to jail! That makes me so happy!
ZIM: It makes me happy too Nick, it makes me happy too.
Suddenly there's a loud rumbling noise. Zim looks around to see what it is. Suddenly a huge package crashes through Zims roof. He screams as it land on top of him.
GIR: It's your new ship! See, everything that happened today was thanks to me.
ZIM (weakly): Yay...my squeedly spooch...
Zim crawls out from under the package. The package falls over and lands on Zim.
ZIM: The pain!
Gir picks up the remote and starts changing channels.
ZIM: I don't think i'm going to Skool today...
The group continues to watch TV, not noticing Zim.
GIR: wait if you destroy dib in the past that means he wont ever be your enemy. then you wont have to send a giantrobot back to destroy him - and then he - WILL be your enemy so you will have to send a robot BACK - (head explodes)
