Announcer: ZIM is running against Lard Nar for tallest! The election begins tommorrow morning!
Gaz hit the pedal hard. Very hard. Hurtling down through a field of stars with an abundent supply of fuel. She crashed. Hard.
ZIM: Gaz!
Gaz: You ready for the election?
ZIM: You bet I am. I'm gonna win the thing!
Lard Nar jumped down. Feeling like he wanted to go against the geneva conventions for years, fighting IRKen after IRKen, he was not in the mood to see ZIM so cheerful.
Lard Nar: Is that so, tallest?
ZIM: Hm?
ZIM was off-gaurd. As always. His over-confidence and lack of defence made him an easy target. He was just too incompetent.
ZIM: Ugh...
Lard nar was to deal a finishing blow to ZIM alone. But alas, he didn't count on ZIM's girlfriend to step in the way.
Gaz: Mess with ZIM, you mess with me.
Lard Nar trembled. He couldn't handle the pain of being crushed with a 16-year old girl's fist. Ironic, he underestimated the situation. The tactical genius that he was, one fault in his plan almost killed him. Make that two faults. A few witnesses saw the whole thing, he would be on trial before long.
ZIM: Gaz... that was amazing... now who stand sin the way of ZIM?!?!?!?!
He won by default. He officially declared Gaz his girlfriend despite a voice that told him invaders needed no one. But he was no longer an invader. He was tallest ZIM!!!! He ruled with an iron fist... oh wait, it's a republic now. He laughed, amused at his own confusion.
- Earth -
Dib was playing at an underground nightclub. He thought he could get people to fund his paranormal studies if they liked his music. Too bad they all threw stuff at him.
Dib: What's a matter, you don't believe in aliens?!?!
Tak: I do... I am one...
She was wanted throughout America, Asia, Europe, Africa, blobworld, and even my concession stand.
But she wouldn't be taken into custody by some punks at an underground pub. She cou;d influence... no, CONTROL them.
The pub was leveled. Dib and and his friend, Louie hid under their bedsheets, laying low. Tak, as usual, was free as a something-or-other.
Dib's band had 2 fans. Karina and Dibfan.
He wasn't happy about his popularity.
But who cares about that?
On to the ZAGR.
- 3 years later -
Gaz and ZIM sat together at a place.
ZIM lost in the polls. The election was going on. He was losing.
Gaz: It's not that bad, ZIM... you could still win!
ZIM: Hm? Hmmm... HM!
ZIM glared at his drink.
He glared at the stats. The election was 76% over. He couldn't possibly win.
The coverage was interupted.
"We regret to inform you that the winning candidate against ZIM, Green, flew off with his daddeh to a magical land of happines and PAIN!... I mean, candy."
ZIM was dumb*** lucky. He won the last election, and this one, even while being trashed through the stuff...
He looked at Gaz. She looked back. He had that glare in his eyes...
"Say something sauve, ZIM!" he thought.
ZIM: The ZIM tempts you!!!!!! Do not ignore ZIIIIIIIIM!!!
"I'm a moron." he thought.
Gaz grabbed his hand.
- Romance scene -
- Earth -
Tak: I know what your band needs!
Louie: brain cells?
Tak: That, and an awesome singer! I'll sing for your band. And bust a few heads.
Because in Invader Dib, ZIM dissolved the EMPIRE. So now it's a replublic. Anyone can run for tallest. They get stilts when they win XD!
I made this fic because DOOMEH_DOOM requested a good ZAGR-fic. Most ZAGR fics these days end with Gaz dying, or are totally out-of-character. I don't consider this out-of-character...
Onto part 3...
PART 3: Inevitable DOOM.
- 3 years later -
ZIM shred some tears. They burned him. IRKens do not cry!
But he was a defective... he was really pissed off, and wanted REVENGE.
Gaz was angry at him... A newspaper article did that... He wanted to DESTROY the writer... too bad he couldn't...
It went against the geneva conventions of his planet... Never mind that.
He went to the office of the publication, and stood looking at the elevator floor. He arrived at the top floor, and heard a laugh.
ZIM: YOU!!!!!! You'll pay! Oh, how you will paaaaaaaaay!!!!!
IRKen: Well, now. Who has the jump this time?
Again, ZIM was off-gaurd. A laser was pulled on him, giving him no time to re-act.
The IRKen man fell with a thud. Behind him stood Gaz, with a smirk on her face.
ZIM and Gaz jumped onto the press writing machine... To deliver a top story to the media...
Press: HOLY ****!!!
They checked to see if it were true. It was.
Skoodge told ZIM the press was spreading more lies. ZIM stated: It's no lie.
The frontpage of the newspaper read:
Yesterday, the owner of a huge meia station was not only charged with false rumors, but also attempting to kill our tallest, ZIM. He was stopped by Gaz. ZIM and Gaz have stated now that they are to get married within 2 months.
Skoodge: I'll be your best man!
ZIM: No, fat boy. GIR will.
Skoodge: Awww... but you owe me! It's your fault I'm missing an arm and an eye.
ZIM: But it's my fault you've got that kick-ass tentacle. Now leave, lard boy.
- Earth -
Dib was furious.
Dib: How could Gaz be marrying ZIM?
Louie: Awww... I wanted to marry Gaz... wait, no I don't. Why am I in this story anyways? I was never even a character! Jhonen made me up a year after the show was friggin' cancelled!!!!
Dib: I am so pissed, it's not even funny.
Louie: At least our band can cover some bud-light!
Dib: Louie, go away. Tak's "singing" has killed 6, maimed 7, and 23 were never found. We're outlaws, almost. Thanks to her alien-ness...
wait a minute hold on..... Tak can sing with dat voice(trust me i heard her voice throu broadcaster) and Screw da people who support slash against our almighty creator Jhonen Vasquez it makes him sick, can you imagine da pain he's goin throu wen he heard dis slash thing!(okay maybe after it got cancelled he stopped puking blood-vomit)
y do u even support slash anyway? i mean i don't see anything special pleas. i want to know why people love dat kinda ting? if u giv me a good reason den i won't insult dem slash supporters directly but form a hate club, yayyyy!
Umm... I don't think I like you talking to Doomeh_Doom like that... I'm not the world's biggest ZAGR supporter but she's still my friend-thing even though I've never met her and stuff... So just leave her alone and form your stupid sinkin' hate group! Go protest on the proper thread and let these guys have their fun.
........ Well, I'm not sure if I can put it in a better way then my dear friends can. Thank-you for getting my back you guys. That is really sweet. Now, as for TrueZimFan, if you really love IZ so much, then stop bashing it's fans.
........ Well, I'm not sure if I can put it in a better way then my dear friends can. Thank-you for getting my back you guys. That is really sweet. Now, as for TrueZimFan, if you really love IZ so much, then stop bashing it's fans.
Any day, Doomeh_Doom. And I agree with you; let everyone else enjoy ZIM as much as you do, TrueZimFan.
It worked being a jerk work! hehehe it was just an experiment i hope you all won't get angry at this
truth: i wondered what internet behavior was like so i decided to pretend to be like crap and it wokred i chose invader zim because from what my friend think its arguable and pls. forever ban this account this was an experiment guys and experiment so don't be angry....
It worked being a jerk work! hehehe it was just an experiment i hope you all won't get angry at this
truth: i wondered what internet behavior was like so i decided to pretend to be like crap and it wokred i chose invader zim because from what my friend think its arguable and pls. forever ban this account this was an experiment guys and experiment so don't be angry....
Yeah. I wish I could believe that, you f**k. Well, here's something to put on your report; Dear TrueZimFan, after today I don't believe you are a ZIM fan at all. You are a f**king w**ker and an absolute ba**ard. You make dog turds look pretty. If this is even an experiment (which I doubt) it should be on the loyalty of people who have never met before. You should rot in h**l, you s**t. Love, Mira. XXX
PS Sorry if the language is a bit strong, people who I actually like. I'm small but I got alot of hate in me.
okay, mind deleting this account but my friend is a IZ fan but he doesn't like any Zim romances but he thinks its okay and i think im starting to like Zim ofcourse i did have fun medelling with you guys but now i got the report and i know what to write on... thanks kay, bye (Goodness sake people delete this account!)
Yeah. I wish I could believe that, you f**k. Well, here's something to put on your report; Dear TrueZimFan, after today I don't believe you are a ZIM fan at all. You are a f**king w**ker and an absolute ba**ard. You make dog turds look pretty. If this is even an experiment (which I doubt) it should be on the loyalty of people who have never met before. You should rot in h**l, you s**t. Love, Mira. XXX
PS Sorry if the language is a bit strong, people who I actually like. I'm small but I got alot of hate in me.
Couldn't agree more.
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By the way - you didn't have to partake in any of this - you could've just read the posts that we said and determined something from there. Use your brains, you dumb f**k. Hopefully you learned your lesson (and Doom probably won't delete your account... shames you for what you've posted) D= Go rot.
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hehehe looks like I'm gonna stay here for a while. I hope you malicious anger dies down and I'm gonna ignore this account and try to forget the password anyway i got a good grade
She's right, you know. I'm not sure there was a report. Actually, I'm close to certain that there wasn't. I think you are just trying to stop yourself looking stupid. Oops, too late.
hehehe looks like I'm gonna stay here for a while. I hope you malicious anger dies down and I'm gonna ignore this account and try to forget the password anyway i got a good grade
We wouldn't have gotten so malicious if you hadn't posted something stupid in the first place.
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Can't wait till next chapter!!
(referring to slash supporters)
