wish granted but the monkey took over earth and named it month... half monkey half earth... then turned u into a banana.
i wish i had a new ipod...
Wish granted, but it will be only 1 cent.
I wish I wasn't such a loser.
wish granted but it was broken in 700 pieces
i wish i had a sammich
wish granted ,but its stolen so now the FBI is looking for you.
I wish to dance with gir
Granted but you die before you get to make the other wish.
I wish that everything was good in the world && nothing bad could happen.
wish granted, but you can't watch them.
I wish for tacos, a pony, an apple, a chair made of cheese, and a table made of cheese ect.
Wish not granted
I wish I was an oscar mayer weiner!
Wish granted but you get arrested && go to prison.
I wish I had a box full of sharp objects.
Wish granted, but now a scary old lady is always watching you
i wish for cheese.
Wish granted, but it is rotten && moldy && stuffff.
I wish I got the tour DVD with ZOMBIES! ALIENS! VAMPIRES! DINOSAURS!
Wish granted, but all the DVDS are messed up.
I wish to go Japan.
Wish granted, but the people in Japan kill you for not understanding them.
I wish I was never born.
Wish granted, but now the world is sane.....the horror!!!
I wish you weren't emo.Your to young to start being emo.
Wish granted, but I was never Emo in the first place so I stop listening to Emo music && become a prep! Horrible, just completely horrible.
I wish no one would label people as 'emo' because it gets reeeally annoying after a while.
NOOOOO!!I'M SORRY!!!!!NOOOO PREPS.!!!!!Wait...lables are for soup cans.I forgot!
Um.....Wish granted, but people would go crazy and kill everybody.
I wish i could mete all the Invader Zim cast.
Labels are for soup cans. haha. When I'm bored I go on neopets && they were saying stuff like that.
Wish granted, but you find out they're all cannibals && they eat you.
I wish I was a soup can.
Wish granted , but now your being eaten by an old cow who is a homicidal maniac.
I wish for the perfect peice of pie!!!!!!
Granted,but your dog eats it before you can
I wish for 200 dollars
Wish granted, but now you have to give it to your parents cause there in deap doo-doo an need the money.
I wish you where all happy!!!!!I think I've gone mad....
Wish granted, but you fly into some electrical wires.
I wish you were eating a pie made out of moose.
Wish granted, but your brain implodes 5 min. later.
I wish that I lived in Whittier, CA.
Wish granted, but you didn't wish for anything.
I wish I had antlers.
Wish granted but it takes over the world && eats your greasey head.
I wish my school wasn't totally lame && allowed stud braclets.
Wish granted, but you don't get to wish for the wish because your wish was to know what to wish for so you don't get the other wish.
I wish my mom wasn't way lame and let me go to the Drop Dead, Gorgeous show last Saturday.
Wish granted, but the you didn't get the wish for making a typo.
I wish I never have to go back to school.=(
wish granted but you become a dirty hobo and die of starvation.
i wish i was not so lazy.
Wish granted but you get beaten and hung upside-down, and your throat slit at an evil factory farm then ground up into hamburger meat and eaten by a morbidly obese teenager.
I wish I wasn't ugly.