I am the master of GIR
Gir is my humble servant
If any defy me I will kill you as you were.
I fight for the human race
And for what?
So they can mock me once more
Another day of insults
And yet
I still protect them...
Because I feel it is expected.
You must love it! It's a haiku...sorta...sends out a message though, of why Dib protects the smelly humans so they can just mock him another day.
It scares me too. Hey, yours looks like your eating bubble gum.