I oonly read the link so far... But you're a really good writer! You're so talented. Don't stop! Don't bother with the polls - just post whatever you want! Keep going!

=D You rly like it? I have the second chapter script:

(Scene: Massive)

Purple *lifting doughnut in salute* : We fight now! *silence* What?
Red *shoving purple* : The battle isn't starting yet, moron.
Purple *silent* : It isn't?
Red *lowering eyelids* : No.
White soldier 4: Incoming transmission from mother ship.
Red *growling* : Open it.
*Switches monitor on*
Roa *looking like Gir* : We flew around the galaxy in a ball of flamin' stuff. I like stuff!!! Do you like stuff? I love stuff. WhEE!!! The army's weapons are going to destroy you now, but before you blow up have some of my waffles!!! *grinning happily and throws syrup onto monitor*
*Waffles suddenly teleport into the ship*
Red *pointing to monitor* : Isn't that an A.R.M.'s unit?
Purple: That's one of the oldest units, right? After the K.I.L.L. unit?
Red: Yup. *pause* That line she also said... didn't Zim's S.I.R. unit say something like that when he contacted us? (under breath) Stupid robot.
Tallest' S.I.R. unit : (Yelling in background) : Hey! I'm not stupid!!! You are!!!
*Red throws bag of popcorn at S.I.R. unit*.
Purple *scratching head* : I think he said "rocket of flamin' cheese" though, and everything else having to do with cheese. Hey... I like cheese!!!!!
Red *looking back at monitor* : Oh.
Roa: Have some!
*Roa gets pushed out of screen range and Lavender fixes and wipes camera, as was covered in syrup from waffles*
Lavender *talking to Roa* : Get back to your master you filthy robot!
Roa *in background* : My master blew up!
*silence from Lavender*
*Silence from Tallest and soldiers, as are all watching this - Purple takes the time to stare at the newly appeared waffles, then looks back at the screen*
*Lavender leaves screen*
*Roa comes back into the screen*
Roa: WHEE-HU!!! Try the waffles yet? They're great with (extended "e" in place of "I" for a long time) Chicken!!! *grins*
Red *quietly and irritably* : Ah... no.
Roa *gasping and looking like about to have seizure (twitching and sorts)* : WHAT???!!! *eyes turning red* You didn't try the waffles yet???!!! Then let reign doom upon you!!! *grabs microphone* All ships - attack!!!
*Lavender shoves Roa out of screen*
Lavender *gasping* : Anyway - we're going to attack you and reign doom upon -
Purple *bored tone*: Heard it already.
Lavender *confused again*: What?
Red *throwing away sippy cup*: Your robot got angry at us for not eating the waffles she sent us and commanded your army to attack us at some point.
Lavender *raising eyebrow* : Really? She's not even my robot. *disgusted tone* My robot's a K.I.L.L. unit who has trouble speaking. *normal tone* That's Pricket's robot. He's not watching it very well (I'm gonna kill him for not doing his duties) *Red and Purple are silent* , but it seriously needs anger management.
*Red and purple nod in agreement*
*Lavender suddenly pushed out of screen*
*Roa comes into screen*
Roa *deep screaming voice* : DOOM on you all!!! Doom on you all!!! Doom on you all!!! Suffer!!! *Cackles evilly* Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! *coughs and sputters* Pardon. DOOM on you all!!! Doom on you all!!! Doom on you all! *continues saying non-stop*
Purple *speaking to red*: Don't you think she's made that point quite clear already?
Red *drinking sippy cup again* : Yeah.
*transmission is cut as ship is suddenly hit*
*Red and Purple tumble over onto each other*
Purple *opening one eyelid* : What's going on???!!!
Red soldier 1 *pushing buttons frantically* : We're hit! The fleet of those 70 ships are coming right at us!!!
Purple *muttering* : guess the robot wasn't lying after all.
Red *getting up* : Irken armada - attack!!!!!
*Armada ships suddenly go at full speed, attacking ships on the opposite side. It's painfully clear how much the armada is outnumbered to the resistance army*
Purple soldier: Incoming transmission from one of our armada ships!
*Turns monitor on - monitor is full of static*
Soldier 1: We're outnumbered! Too many soldiers dying! We need immediate backup!
Red *frantically pulling at antenna* : But we have no backup!
Purple *grabbing antenna also* : SAVE THE SNACKS!!!!!!!!!!
*fighting goes on for a long, long time (ref. one or two pages) Eventually, the Irken armada, with very little soldiers left, retreats*
Red *close to breaking down* : How could our armada have failed?
*ship door opens*
Lavender *maliciously* : Because that's how many alien species in this universe hate you like I do.
Purple: How much do you hate us?
Lavender *raising eyebrow* : Eh... *pauses* Quite alot. That's... pretty much how to summarize it all. Can't really put it another way. *shakes head* Guards!
*Guards seize tallest and throw them in laundry chute (right behind them) leading to prison chambers - other soldiers are put in the cold, snacks storage room, still filled with quite a few snacks*
White soldier 1 *muffled* : We've got snacks!!!
*Soldiers' cheers are muffled*
Red *muffled voice from laundry chute* : Moocher.

(Switch scene: Fallen irken soldier ship - Foodcourtia)

Soldier 2 *coughing and sputtering* : Must... call... ex-invaders...
*reaches for microphone*
Soldier 2 *wheezing* : this is irken soldier #542369851125 ... Enemy resistance arm,y defeated Irken armada... need immediate backup... tallest in captivity... Irk in jeopardy.
*soldier falls and dies, microphone still in hand*
Tak *muffled on other side* : Hello?

(switch scene: Moonlive)

Tak *looks at microphone and waiting for a response* : Hello? *looks inside microphone*
*Mimi tilts head at tak, then resumes fixing escape pod. After two minutes, however, reaches in head and pulls out waffle, then eats it and sneezes*
*Tak shakes head, then lowers microphone*
Tak *lowering head, speaking quietly* : Irk in jeopardy... what a nightmare.


DX

X3 Am I? *hugs you*

D= *Hugs you to cheer you up*

No worries, =D I like making things serious and gorey like that too! Tiz fun. X3

X'DD Kays =3

(Scene: Zim's house, earth)

*Gir watching blank monitor eating chicken and mayo*
Gir *Yelling* : This show's boring!!!!! *screams and runs in circles*
Computer *blinking exclamation point* : urgent Incoming transmission.
*Gir stops and watches monitor for two seconds, then continues running in circles and screaming*
*monitor switches on*
Tak *knocking on screen* : Hello? Zim? Answer me, dammit!!!
Gir *stops running and screams at tak* : My master exploded in the toilet!!!
Tak *twitches* : right.
*mimi pops into screen in front of tak*
Mimi: Hello cousin!!! Want a muffin? *pulls muffin out of head and smudges it onto screen*
Tak *shoves mimi down out of the screen* : Anyway - bring me your master you (exaggerated) stupid robot!!!
Gir: Okey-dokey!!! *eyes turn red, screams and turns on jets, ready to go at full speed, does and then suddenly stops while still in range of monitor, then eats cookie from head*
Tak *growling and yelling through clenched teeth* : Stupid robot! Go get zim!!!
Gir: Okey dokey! *sucks thumb*
*Tak falls over*
*Gir stares at screen and then runs outside, screaming*

(Switch scene: Zim's lab)

*Zim working on deadly weapon of doom*
*gir crashes into door trying to come in*
Zim *staring at door* : Ah... computer - let the stupidness come in.
Computer: Command obeyed.
*computer opens door*
*gir falls forwards onto the floor*
Gir: Hello, floor, can i eat you???
Zim *resuming work* : No, gir, you may not eat the floor. And if you do, replace it.
Gir: Okey-dokey!!!
*Gir eats floor and his head explodes. Body falls forward*
Zim *sighs* : Computer, repair him.
Gir *headless* : Where's my cookie???
Computer *sighs* : Yes, master.
*replaces gir's head with a tomato. Draws a smiley face with a marker*
Gir: Hello tomato! Are you my face???
Zim *looks up at gir* : Computer!!! Fix him correctly!!!
Computer *crazified* : Aw... I just wanted a bit of fun...
Zim *agitated* : Well, then you got it. Fix him correctly now!!!
Computer *sighs* : fine.
*Computer takes off tomato and puts real head*
Gir *crying* : I miss tomato...
Zim: Oh well, GIR, tell me, why did you run in here???
Gir: Oh (extended "yeah") Yeah... *screams* YoUR GIRLFRIEND'S ON THE PHONE!!!!!
Zim *lifts eyebrow* : But I don't have a -
Gir *screaming* : YES YOU DO!!!
Zim *yelling* : NO I DON't!!!
Gir: Yes You do!!!
Zim: No I don't!!!
Gir: Yes you don't!!!
Zim: No i - wait... what?
Computer *nervously* : Um... master, would you like to see the incoming transmission? It's urgent.
Zim *waving hand* : Yeah, go ahead.
*switches on monitor*
Tak *brushing off moon dust* : Wha? Oh, hello *under breath* zim.. it's been a while. You really blow up in the toilet?
Zim *confused* : What?
Tak: That's what your stupid S.I.R. unit said.
*Zim looks at Mimi in background, doing cartwheels and dancing and throwing muffins up into space*
Zim *lowering eyelids* : Looks who's talking Tak!!!
Tak: Why you -
*mimi blasts tak out of screen with missiles*
Mimi: Hi!!! *waves hand like crazy*
*zim quiet*
*gir catapults zim out of way of monitor with medieval catapult*
Gir: Hi!!! *waves and sticks tongue out*
Mimi: Hi!!!
Gir: Hi!!!
Mimi: hi!!!
Gir: hi!!!
Mimi: Hi!!!
Gir: HI!!!
*Tak suddenly lunges over mimi and puts her in a jingle jail. Simultaneously, Zim, restrains gir by bribing him with no tacos and makes his head explode*
Tak: Now... *brushing self off* Where were we?
Zim: Can't remember.
Tak: Well, anyway -
*Mimi breaks out of cage and goes up to monitor and licks screen until zim cannot see anything on the other line anymore*
Tak *muffled* : Mimi! What are you doing! You stupid *gets slapped* robot!!! Anyway, zim - We'll discuss this at your house!!!
*cuts transmission*
Computer: May i repair the stupidness, sir?
Zim *bored tone* : Go ahead.
*computer repairs gir*
Zim: Computer! Show me all other recent transmissions!
Computer: Access granted.
*flashes on monitor, which is blank*
Zim: I SEE nothing!!!!!
Computer: Well... that's because it's an audio message.
Zim: Oh. *annoyed* What fool uses audio message transmissions these days???
Dying soldier 2: this is irken soldier #542369851125 ... Enemy resistance arm,y defeated irken armada... need immediate backup... tallest in captivity... irk in jeopardy.
*computer cuts transmission*
Zim: What? Repeat the transmission.
*Switches back on monitor*
Dying soldier 2: this is irken soldier #542369851125 ... Enemy resistance arm,y defeated irken armada... need immediate backup... tallest in captivity... irk in jeopardy.
Zim: Play it one more time.
Dying soldier 2: this is irken soldier #542369851125 ... Enemy resistance arm,y defeated irken armada... need immediate backup... tallest in captivity... irk in jeopardy.
Zim: Are you serious???!!!
Gir: Sounds like cheese!!!
Zim *quiet* : Gir, gather all materials, ships, and weapons!!! We're heading towards irk to save my tallest!!! *under breath* this is the chance i've been waiting for... to prove my worthiness as an invader!!!!!
gir: That's what your girlfriend said!!!
Zim: I don't have a girlfriend!!!
Gir: Yes you do!!!
Zim: No I don't!!!
Gir: Yes you do!!!
Zim: No I don't!!!
Gir: YES YOU DON'T!!!
Zim: No I do!!!
Gir: Yes you - what?
Zim: No I do- wait... cursed mind tricks!!! *twitching*
Gir *suddenly serious* : You do realize the message said the armada failed master?
Zim: What?
Gir *still serious* : that means that there are more enemy armed forces out there. What good will one invader do??? *goes crazy again* (exaggerated "e") WHEE!!!
Zim: You're right... I must have backup But who?
Gir *drinking sippy cup* : What?
Zim: I could have... no, wait. What a DISGUSTING IDEA!!!!! The very thought of it makes my sqeegly-spooch tingle...
Gir: What?
Zim *frowning* : Never mind.

(switch scene: Dib's house)


Gaz *playing the game slave 2* : Dib, shut up.
Dib *confused* : But I wasn't even saying anything.
Gaz: You were about to.
Dib: But i-
Gaz: Don't lie. You know how you were opening your big mouth to tell me to shut my game up.
Dib *silent* : Fine. You win. But I wasn't going to tell you to shut your game up. i was about to tell you that I finally located your vampire doll's head.
Gaz *dropping game slave 2 and suddenly excited* : What?! Where?!
Dib: I've got it in my room.
Gaz *runs up to dib and grabs jacket* : Show me it now or you will be plunged into a nightma-
Dib *rolling eyes* : fine, fine, fine, i've heard the whole "nightmare world with no awakening" story a thousand times already i can recite it perfectly.
Gaz *dropping jacket* : just show me it already.

(Switch scene: Dib's room)

*door opens*
Dib *points to glass case with dead fly with vampire's head on it* : there it is.
Gaz: Good. Now, give it to me.
Dib *sweats* : there's just one p-problem though... it's still attached to the fly's body...
Gaz *lifts eyebrow* : Then cut it off for all i care. Just don't do it in front of me. *turns around*
Dib *taking our plastic butter knife* : Okay. *cuts off fly body, then sneers at disgusting fly matter left over on plastic knife. picks up head and turns around to face gaz*
Gaz *crossing arms* : Done yet?
Dib *presenting head* : Yeah.
Gaz *grabbing vampire head and rubbing it* : (slurring words) My precious....
*dib twitches*
*doorbell rings*
*dib lifts eyebrow*

(switch scene: Living room)

Membrane *curling fist in air* : ring the doorbell again, if you dare, salesmen scum!!!
*doorbell rings*
Membrane *narrowing eyes* : Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, is it? Well, then, suffer the wieners!!! *takes out wiener shooter and blasts door down onto outside lanai*
Zim: Eh... *restraining gir from setting off cookie bomb nearby door*
Membrane *raising eyebrow and hiding wiener gun* : Oh, hello, wierd-green-skinned-condition-child-who's wierd-friend-of-my-son-with-a-gargantuan-head. What brings you to our horrid home?
Gir: I want some corn!!!
Membrane: Well, little weird dog creature, we have tons of corn! Want some?
Gir: Yay!!!
*dib and gaz (still rubbing vampire's head) come down stairs, see zim, and dib freaks out*
Dib: Dad! The alien I'm always talking about!!! That's him!!! *puts index finger in zim's face*
*gir sets off cookie bomb, and cookies fly everywhere*
Gir + membrane: Yay!!!!!
*gaz shakes head*
Dib *under breath* : What are you here for, alien...?
Zim: Okay, large-headed filthy human, this has nothing to do with your doom, but with mine as well as yours!!! listen carefully... my leaders - the almighty tallest - have been captured by a bunch of banished irkens and our amazing army has been defeated!!! They will attempt to take over our universe and you won't see the end of it!!!
Dib *raises eyebrow* : I won't see the end of it? Good for you if those "irkens" are destroying your race!!! *cackles evilly*
Zim: "irkens?" "Irkens???!!!" *Angry beyond belief* You dare to insult the almighty irkens of my race???!!! Forget the deal then!!! Let the prowess of the other aliens destroy you as well!!! *cackles evilly, then pause* Wait, not funny. *turns around to leave*
*gaz nudges dib hard*
Dib: Wait!!! Zim!!! If we do help you... do you promise us that you won't take over this planet?
Zim *turns back around and points to dib's head* : You fool!!! How dare you even think that I would agree to leave your planet in peace!!! *pause, then moves up to dib* yes, I promise.
*gaz raises eyebrow*
Dib: but first, you must prove to my dad that you are an alien!
Zim *releases gir* : Why? He doesn't believe you?
Dib: no.
Zim: oh.
Dib: dad!!! Get over here and see the alien for yourself!!!
Gir: We're eating cookies!!!
Zim: Gir! Remove your brilliant disguise!!!
Dib *raising eyebrow* : Brilliant? That isn't brilliant!
Zim *turns to dib and raises hand, yelling, infuriated* : How dare you???!!! Of course it's brilliant!!! *pushes dib in, closing in on him slowly, removing each piece of his own disguise with each step* And do you know why it's brilliant???!!! *removes disguise completely, removing the goo from eyes*
Gaz *backing up* : ew...
Zim *hissing at gaz, turns back to dib* : It's brilliant because I am amazing!!!!! *cackles evilly, then coughs and sputters*
Dib *scared* : Okay, okay it's brilliant!!!
Zim *smiling contentedly* : Good. Now, gir!!! Remove your disguise!!!
Gir *serious and saluting* : yes, wiener lord!!!
*gir unzips doggie suit and stands in front of a cookie covered membrane*
Gir *waving* : HI!!!
Membrane *shocked and amazed* : Oh my gosh, young man *looks at zim, without disguise*, did you make this absolute wonder???!!! *hugs gir*
Gir *sucking thumb* : Your body is square....
Zim: No, I did not make it, but my *shows pride* wonderful leaders did.
Membrane: Your leaders? like you mom and dad?
Zim *twitching and screaming* : I have no mom and dad!!!
Gaz: freak.
*Zim glares maliciously at gaz*
Membrane *looks at zim* : Did you fashion that wonderful costume?
*dib frowns, gaz shakes head sadly*
Zim *infuriated and yelling* : Foolish mortal!!! *gestures towards body* This is no... "costume"... This is zim!!! I am an irken invader!!! I am no human!!! *yanks at antenna*
Gir: master's gonna blow up! Yay!!!!!!!!!!
Membrane: Oh. Really? Cool.
Zim *turning to dib* : Anyway, we're going to my base. We're going to supply up and *under breath* tak is supposed to meet us there.
Dib *confused*: Tak's alive?
Zim *raising eyebrow* : Yes - now to my base!!!
Gir: Yay!!!
Dib : What for?
*Gaz slaps dib on the head*
Gaz: We're going to his home planet, stupid.
Dib: Really? hold on, I'm getting my camera!!!
*Zim unleashes spider legs, grabbing dib on collar, preventing him from leaving*
Zim *angry again* : Hey!!! I just agreed not to annihilate your puny planet and all the stupid life on it and you still want to kill me???
Gaz: Yup.
Zim *under breath creepily* : I will get you for this...
*puts back spider legs, grabs gir, and drags him down the street to house*

(Switch scene: Zim's house)

Dying soldier 2: this is irken soldier #542369851125 ... Enemy resistance arm,y defeated irken armada... need immediate backup... tallest in captivity... irk in jeopardy.
*Zim switches off monitor*
Zim *saluting* : That honored soldier died without regret.
Gir *cries* : He must miss being meat-ified.
Zim *stops saluting* : Wha?
Dib *scowling* : That was the big message??? how lame!!!
*Gaz backs up, ready for another lash from zim*
Zim *fuming* : You Insolent -
*doorbell rings*
Zim *cooling down* : That must be tak. I'll let her in... *takes elevator up*
*Answers door without disguise*
Tak *in disguise, brushing hair out of face looking at zim* : You really shouldn't be out without your disguise, you know. You have any idea how much attention you've attracted?
Zim *confused* : What? How much?
Tak: I have the paparazzi behind me.
*paparazzi closes in with cameras*
News man 1: Tell us, are you an alien?
Tak *angry* : NO!!! Halloween came early, that's all!!! Now stop jerking off and go away!!! *Steps inside, without mimi and slams door*
Mimi *still in disguise* : I like corn!!!
Gir *muffled from inside* : Hey!!! That's my line...
Mimi: Shiny things amuse me!!! *jumps on cameraman and smashes it - sparks fly everywhere and everyone runs away* Yay!!! Sparkly, shiny things!!!
*tak opens door*
Tak: mimi!!! Inside!!! Each second wasted is a century of punishment!!!
Mimi *removes disguise and is suddenly serious* : yes, master.
*mimi walks in, tak slams door*
Zim: I'm assuming you got the message? Is that what you're here for?
Tak *removes disguise* : Yes. I was hoping we could *under breath* work together.
Zim: Maybe we can - with the few enforcements I've brought *gestures towards Dib and others*
Tak *raises eyebrow* : Well, I was expecting less, but I brought enforcements too. It seems there were two soldiers-in-training on hobo 13... they received the message. it also seems that every irken not docked on irk or fighting in the armada received the message.
Zim *frowning* : Just us four??!!
Tak *shaking head* : Apparently, yes.
Zim: Anyway, my unit here informed me the army must be huge in order for it to have defeated the armada.
Tak: Yes. We'll have to *under breath* team up in order to defeat them.
*Tak holds out hand*
Tak *narrowing eyes* : Partner?
Zim *narrowing eyes* : Partner.
*Tak and zim shake hands*

You know what? I dunno yet XDD

X'DD Well, I don't! I don't have chapter four yet either... and I've been working on this story since three-four months ago.

Same here... but I'm too lazy to put them all down somewhere. DX

XD Well, you don't have to hang on to all of them. You can... I dunno, kill them?

XD The evil act... ='D

*Cheers*

^^D


Yay! (Somebody noticed)